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Advice for First Time Meat Eaters!

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Let me seduce you to the pork side! Hmm, that doesn't quite work. Dark meat side? Dark side of pork? Whatever.

So you've decided to try meat, see what all the fuss is about. But you don't know a lot about meat, and you don't where to start to explore the wonderful world of steaks and barbecue and sausages and lamb chops. That's where I come in - I love food and I want people to enjoy it as much as I do, and it would really be a shame if you started with, say, blood sausage or a McDonalds hamburger, and decided meat wasn't for you. You'll tell me what experience you have with meat and food in general, and I'll suggest a first and a second experience for you!

On the other hand, if there are any people reading this that believe being vegetarian or vegan is morally better than being an omnivore, and would like intelligent discourse from someone who believes there's no intrinsic moral issues with eating animal tissue, I'm open to that as well. I've known a lot of vegans that don't understand how ethical people can eat meat, and I'd love to help any others understand and maybe even respect omnivores.

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I'm a wannabe foodie and I adore meats of all kinds.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Spandan


Simbi received Help with Simbiotic Stories For Our Blog from Spandan
Dec 02, 2016
Spandan's story was so unique, charming, and joyous. His smarts and humor shine through in his delightful writing. In his story, he focuses on Fun & ...Quirky services and unveils the deeper effects of such "smaller" offerings — definitely worth the read! We're very happy to have him in our community!show more
Carolyn provided Help with Writing Partner for NaNoWriMo for Spandan
Dec 01, 2016
Spandan is awesome! Very personable and kind, we had a great conversation and it was a pleasure to get to talk with such a cool person
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Nov 25, 2016
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Nov 23, 2016
Awesome time chatting and learning about Spandan! 15 stars
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Nov 07, 2016
She was easy to communicate with and very dedicated! It was a pleasure doing business with her!
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Oct 25, 2016
Spandan was very helpful and informative of where my story needed revision. I disagree with his views on certain aspects, but overall, I think my stor...y needed the additions he made.show more
Kayla provided Help with Logic Puzzles! for Spandan
Oct 12, 2016
Spandan was super friendly and conversational. Unfortunately I didn't have a riddle for him that he hadn't heard before, but he gave me one that was v...ery clever. This guy sure knows his logic puzzles!show more
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Sep 30, 2016
It was awesome and super fun talking to Spandan. Kind of like talking to an old friend (even though we've never met). Super funny and pleasant. Would ...absolutely chat again.show more
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Kayli provided Help with Psychoanalysis Partner for Spandan
Sep 29, 2016
What an incredible guy! I loved getting to know Spandan and hope to keep our conversation going. He's great!
Mike received Unit of Advice for First Time Meat Eaters! from Spandan
Sep 21, 2016
Spandan has a cool perspective on things. Great chatting buddy!

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