You know the startup guy caricature / stereotype? Always wearing a suit and too much cologne, inexplicable indoor sunglasses, too eager to shake everyone's hands, and spouting an incessant stream of startupy words that sound nice but don't mean anything? Well, I got the first three things down, but I can't imitate the startup jargon yet. Maybe you can help me learn to talk the talk?

Just to be clear, like my Hackerspeak request - I'm not asking to be taught actual useful startup vocabulary and meanings... I just want to be able to spout nice-sounding but utterly meaningless startupese at will. "Dynamic", "Synergy", "Integrity", that sort of thing. Let me know if you can help!