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Teach me Start-up ese!

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30 for fulfilling my request - Virtual OK - Posted Sep 03

You know the startup guy caricature / stereotype? Always wearing a suit and too much cologne, inexplicable indoor sunglasses, too eager to shake everyone's hands, and spouting an incessant stream of startupy words that sound nice but don't mean anything? Well, I got the first three things down, but I can't imitate the startup jargon yet. Maybe you can help me learn to talk the talk?

Just to be clear, like my Hackerspeak request - I'm not asking to be taught actual useful startup vocabulary and meanings... I just want to be able to spout nice-sounding but utterly meaningless startupese at will. "Dynamic", "Synergy", "Integrity", that sort of thing. Let me know if you can help!

Reviews of Spandan


Alexis provided Help with Teach me Start-up ese! for Spandan
Sep 30, 2016
It was awesome and super fun talking to Spandan. Kind of like talking to an old friend (even though we've never met). Super funny and pleasant. Would absolutely chat again.
Christopher provided Help with Tell Me the Secret of Life? for Spandan
Feb 12, 2017
Alright!
Ash provided Help with Psychoanalysis Partner for Spandan
Feb 04, 2017
Spandan is a regular Sherlock Holmes
Colleen received Help with Two truths and a lie - let's play! from Spandan
Jan 31, 2017
I guessed 1 of 2 of his lies! Thanks again for playing :)
Danielle provided Help with Psychoanalysis Partner for Spandan
Jan 25, 2017
I'm so excited to talk with Spandan! We seem to share a lot of the same views on life. So far, he's been very polite so I recommend starting a conversation with him. :)
Michelene received session of Intro to Perfume Making from Spandan
Jan 25, 2017
Thanks for the information you provided.
Jeff provided Help with Tell Me the Secret of Life? for Spandan
Jan 19, 2017
Thanks for the opportunity!
Ash provided Help with Tell Me the Secret of Life? for Spandan
Jan 17, 2017
Spandan was receptive to advice, and quick to respond.
Brandy received unit of 15-Minute Argument from Spandan
Jan 03, 2017
Spandan was a very articulate and thurough opponent when it came to our argument. He was respectful through the whole experience and I enjoyed the experience a great deal.
Alira A received session of Intro to Perfume Making from Spandan
Dec 25, 2016
Spandan gave me lots of information and ideas on how to make a perfume for myself.


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I'm an aspiring polymath, which means I'm bad at a lot of things instead of being bad at one thing. Oh well, at least I'm good at self-deprecation. ... Wait, crap.show more

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