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Spandan is requesting

Teach me Start-up ese!

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30 simbi for fulfilling my request - Virtual OK - Posted Sep 03

You know the startup guy caricature / stereotype? Always wearing a suit and too much cologne, inexplicable indoor sunglasses, too eager to shake everyone's hands, and spouting an incessant stream of startupy words that sound nice but don't mean anything? Well, I got the first three things down, but I can't imitate the startup jargon yet. Maybe you can help me learn to talk the talk?

Just to be clear, like my Hackerspeak request - I'm not asking to be taught actual useful startup vocabulary and meanings... I just want to be able to spout nice-sounding but utterly meaningless startupese at will. "Dynamic", "Synergy", "Integrity", that sort of thing. Let me know if you can help!

Reviews of Spandan


Rhiana provided Help with Tell Me the Secret of Life? for Spandan
Jan 17, 2017
Spandan has a great sense of humor and responds quickly.
Ash provided Help with Tell Me the Secret of Life? for Spandan
Jan 17, 2017
Spandan was receptive to advice, and quick to respond.
Brandy received Unit of 15-Minute Argument from Spandan
Jan 03, 2017
Spandan was a very articulate and thurough opponent when it came to our argument. He was respectful through the whole experience and I enjoyed the ex...perience a great deal. show more
Alira A received Session of Intro to Perfume Making from Spandan
Dec 25, 2016
Spandan gave me lots of information and ideas on how to make a perfume for myself.
Simbi received Help with Simbiotic Stories For Our Blog from Spandan
Dec 02, 2016
Spandan's story was so unique, charming, and joyous. His smarts and humor shine through in his delightful writing. In his story, he focuses on Fun & ...Quirky services and unveils the deeper effects of such "smaller" offerings — definitely worth the read! We're very happy to have him in our community!show more
Carolyn provided Help with Writing Partner for NaNoWriMo for Spandan
Dec 01, 2016
Spandan is awesome! Very personable and kind, we had a great conversation and it was a pleasure to get to talk with such a cool person
Paddy received Help with Tell me what you believe. from Spandan
Nov 25, 2016
He did exactly as requested.
Colleen received Help with Random facts about YOU! from Spandan
Nov 23, 2016
Awesome time chatting and learning about Spandan! 15 stars
Charlie provided Help with Writing Partner for NaNoWriMo for Spandan
Nov 07, 2016
She was easy to communicate with and very dedicated! It was a pleasure doing business with her!
Andy provided Help with Writing Partner for NaNoWriMo for Spandan
Oct 25, 2016
Spandan was very helpful and informative of where my story needed revision. I disagree with his views on certain aspects, but overall, I think my stor...y needed the additions he made.show more


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Logic Puzzles!
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Psychoanalysis Partner
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Spandan is requesting
Teach me Hackerspeak!
You know how those ridiculously fake movie hackers talk about "decrypting the backdoor UNIX-cache" and "hardwiring the I/O Apache little-endian virtual GPU"? I want that - I wanna talk like them. T...

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About Spandan Bandyopadhyay

I'm an aspiring polymath, which means I'm bad at a lot of things instead of being bad at one thing. Oh well, at least I'm good at self-deprecation. ... Wait, crap.show more

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