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Teach me Hackerspeak!

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30 for fulfilling my request - Virtual OK - Posted Sep 03

You know how those ridiculously fake movie hackers talk about "decrypting the backdoor UNIX-cache" and "hardwiring the I/O Apache little-endian virtual GPU"? I want that - I wanna talk like them. Those examples I just made up aren't nearly jargon-y enough, and I had to look up a glossary of computer terms to make them. I wanna be able to quickly improvise a hackerspeak phrase or sentence for any situation.

Just to be clear, I'm not looking for anyone to teach me actual hacking terms or their definitions - I just want to be able to speak complete gibberish fluently and have it sound like an ostentatiously fake movie hacker. You don't have to know anything about technology, really, but maybe a good knowledge of ridiculous movie hackers would help.

Reviews of Spandan


Christopher provided Help with Tell Me the Secret of Life? for Spandan
Feb 12, 2017
Alright!
Ash provided Help with Psychoanalysis Partner for Spandan
Feb 04, 2017
Spandan is a regular Sherlock Holmes
Colleen received Help with Two truths and a lie - let's play! from Spandan
Jan 31, 2017
I guessed 1 of 2 of his lies! Thanks again for playing :)
Danielle provided Help with Psychoanalysis Partner for Spandan
Jan 25, 2017
I'm so excited to talk with Spandan! We seem to share a lot of the same views on life. So far, he's been very polite so I recommend starting a convers...ation with him. :)show more
Michelene received session of Intro to Perfume Making from Spandan
Jan 25, 2017
Thanks for the information you provided.
Jeff provided Help with Tell Me the Secret of Life? for Spandan
Jan 19, 2017
Thanks for the opportunity!
Ash provided Help with Tell Me the Secret of Life? for Spandan
Jan 17, 2017
Spandan was receptive to advice, and quick to respond.
Brandy received unit of 15-Minute Argument from Spandan
Jan 03, 2017
Spandan was a very articulate and thurough opponent when it came to our argument. He was respectful through the whole experience and I enjoyed the ex...perience a great deal. show more
Alira A received session of Intro to Perfume Making from Spandan
Dec 25, 2016
Spandan gave me lots of information and ideas on how to make a perfume for myself.
Simbi received Help with Simbiotic Stories For Our Blog from Spandan
Dec 02, 2016
Spandan's story was so unique, charming, and joyous. His smarts and humor shine through in his delightful writing. In his story, he focuses on Fun & ...Quirky services and unveils the deeper effects of such "smaller" offerings — definitely worth the read! We're very happy to have him in our community!show more


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I'm an aspiring polymath, which means I'm bad at a lot of things instead of being bad at one thing. Oh well, at least I'm good at self-deprecation. ... Wait, crap.show more

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