Teach me Hackerspeak!
You know how those ridiculously fake movie hackers talk about "decrypting the backdoor UNIX-cache" and "hardwiring the I/O Apache little-endian virtual GPU"? I want that - I wanna talk like them. Those examples I just made up aren't nearly jargon-y enough, and I had to look up a glossary of computer terms to make them. I wanna be able to quickly improvise a hackerspeak phrase or sentence for any situation.
Just to be clear, I'm not looking for anyone to teach me actual hacking terms or their definitions - I just want to be able to speak complete gibberish fluently and have it sound like an ostentatiously fake movie hacker. You don't have to know anything about technology, really, but maybe a good knowledge of ridiculous movie hackers would help.
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