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Spandan is requesting

Teach me Hackerspeak!

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30 simbi for fulfilling my request - Virtual OK - Posted Sep 03

You know how those ridiculously fake movie hackers talk about "decrypting the backdoor UNIX-cache" and "hardwiring the I/O Apache little-endian virtual GPU"? I want that - I wanna talk like them. Those examples I just made up aren't nearly jargon-y enough, and I had to look up a glossary of computer terms to make them. I wanna be able to quickly improvise a hackerspeak phrase or sentence for any situation.

Just to be clear, I'm not looking for anyone to teach me actual hacking terms or their definitions - I just want to be able to speak complete gibberish fluently and have it sound like an ostentatiously fake movie hacker. You don't have to know anything about technology, really, but maybe a good knowledge of ridiculous movie hackers would help.


Reviews of Spandan


Simbi received Help with Simbiotic Stories For Our Blog from Spandan
Dec 02, 2016
Spandan's story was so unique, charming, and joyous. His smarts and humor shine through in his delightful writing. In his story, he focuses on Fun & ...Quirky services and unveils the deeper effects of such "smaller" offerings — definitely worth the read! We're very happy to have him in our community!show more
Carolyn provided Help with Writing Partner for NaNoWriMo for Spandan
Dec 01, 2016
Spandan is awesome! Very personable and kind, we had a great conversation and it was a pleasure to get to talk with such a cool person
Paddy received Help with Tell me what you believe. from Spandan
Nov 25, 2016
He did exactly as requested.
Colleen received Help with Random facts about YOU! from Spandan
Nov 23, 2016
Awesome time chatting and learning about Spandan! 15 stars
Charlie provided Help with Writing Partner for NaNoWriMo for Spandan
Nov 07, 2016
She was easy to communicate with and very dedicated! It was a pleasure doing business with her!
Andy provided Help with Writing Partner for NaNoWriMo for Spandan
Oct 25, 2016
Spandan was very helpful and informative of where my story needed revision. I disagree with his views on certain aspects, but overall, I think my stor...y needed the additions he made.show more
Kayla provided Help with Logic Puzzles! for Spandan
Oct 12, 2016
Spandan was super friendly and conversational. Unfortunately I didn't have a riddle for him that he hadn't heard before, but he gave me one that was v...ery clever. This guy sure knows his logic puzzles!show more
Alexis provided Help with Teach me Start-up ese! for Spandan
Sep 30, 2016
It was awesome and super fun talking to Spandan. Kind of like talking to an old friend (even though we've never met). Super funny and pleasant. Would ...absolutely chat again.show more
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Kayli provided Help with Psychoanalysis Partner for Spandan
Sep 29, 2016
What an incredible guy! I loved getting to know Spandan and hope to keep our conversation going. He's great!
Mike received Unit of Advice for First Time Meat Eaters! from Spandan
Sep 21, 2016
Spandan has a cool perspective on things. Great chatting buddy!

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Cooking Without Recipes (Medium)
StarTalentedHelper
There's a million things I want to learn about, and also I'm super cheap.
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Cooking Without Recipes (Medium)

Advice for First Time Meat Eaters!
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Advice for First Time Meat Eaters!

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There's a million things I want to learn about, and also I'm super cheap.
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Intro to Perfume Making

Spandan's requests


Spandan is requesting
Psychoanalysis Partner
When I was a kid, I wanted to be psychic. Then someone told me superpowers weren't real, and so I grumbled about it and settled for being Sherlock Holmes. Then someone told me Sherlock Holmes wasn'...

There's a million things I want to learn about, and also I'm super cheap.
Spandan is requesting
Teach me Start-up ese!
You know the startup guy caricature / stereotype? Always wearing a suit and too much cologne, inexplicable indoor sunglasses, too eager to shake everyone's hands, and spouting an incessant stream o...

There's a million things I want to learn about, and also I'm super cheap.
Spandan is requesting
Logic Puzzles!
What's the minimum number of squares you have to remove from a chessboard, so that if you put a knight down on any remaining square, he won't have any valid moves? I am always looking for new pu...

There's a million things I want to learn about, and also I'm super cheap.

About Spandan Bandyopadhyay

I'm an aspiring polymath, which means I'm bad at a lot of things instead of being bad at one thing. Oh well, at least I'm good at self-deprecation. ... Wait, crap.show more

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