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I'll Be Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl


5 per session Virtual OK

Do you want a muse to inspire you and set your world on fire (but in a good way)?
Are you looking for a fresh outlook on life?
Do you want to laugh so hard you almost pee yourself?
Are you looking for someone to help you define and seek out your dreams?
Do you want to find someone with whom to ponder about life, the universe and everything?
Or someone with whom to ruminate and revel in the absurdity of it all?
Do you want to be shown mystical and magical things you never imagined were real, even if only in your dreams?
Then sounds like you need your very own manic pixie dream girl. And I'm your girl. I'll even dress the part!
I've been in a slew of romantic whirlwinds and somehow have always fallen into that role. So much so, I discovered its a talent and something that I should embrace. I love awakening people's hearts, minds and curiosity. I love relishing life and sharing that special sense of awe and wonder.

Important Notes:
-This service is open to everyone and is completely inclusive, regardless of sex, gender or orientation.

-Please note that any unsolicited sexual advances of any type will not be tolerated. I will terminate the chat immediately if that were to happen, just to be clear. This is meant to be a strictly platonic type of service.

Despite the negative connotations and associations that come with this "troupe"- I believe that being a Manic Pixie Dream Girl is a beautiful and impactful role to take on. It definitely has a function and it has its merits, too. I get to have fun being myself, while helping someone out and enjoying their company. And quite frankly, I love that. So, lets video chat on Skype for 45 minutes and see what sort of musings I can conjure up for you!

Training & Qualifications

I am quirky, whimsical, insightful, philosophical, fun, random, thought provoking, funny, artsy and a bit wild on the inside.
I always end up being the quintessential Manic Pixie Dream Girl in most of my friendships and relationships - So much so, that I've mastered it.
I am in the process of becoming a certified Interplay Leader and have participated in, as well as carried out workshops and classes where I use improvisation, spontaneous dance, theater, story telling and play to bring about personal introspection, epiphanies and facilitate creative expression; even in the shyest of people.
I've been a mystic for over 11 years.
I debuted as a clown in 2016 when I, along with a group of performing artists and therapists went to ground zero, in the aftermath of a devastating Earthquake that hit Manta, Ecuador. I performed at night by the light of flashlights and cellphones, in front of people who had lost their homes and were camping out in tents made out of bed sheets. And for a brief moment, instead of being drowned in sorrow over what they had lost, I was able to help them laugh, and that was a beautiful thing.
My favorite nickname of all time, and that I earned fair and square is: "Mystic Magic Fancy Pants.

Availability & Preferences

Monday and Wednesday mornings. Thursday and Friday afternoons. Most nights after 9pm Eastern Standard Time.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Elyssa

Feb 18, 2021
Awesome! A gentle soul who provided kind, useful advice.
Feb 24, 2020
Elyssa brings a wonderful energy, as well a the right balance of listening and gentle direction.
August received session of Transformational Tarot from Elyssa
Oct 24, 2022
Elyssa responded to my proposal so quickly,
Stephanie provided hour of Healing Arts Services for Elyssa
Sep 30, 2022
Elyssa is such a beautiful soul! We had a lovely Reiki healing session and intuitive reading. She was open to the messages and was deeply grateful for... the exchange. 🙏show more
Davida provided unit of Reiki Long Distance Treatment for Elyssa
Sep 05, 2022
elyssa is a darling to work with
Caitlin provided session of Distance Reiki for Elyssa
Aug 24, 2022
Elyssa is a beautiful angel, always grateful to connect and share this beautiful journey. May you be well and blessed!💜🙏💕✨🌈😌
Apr 27, 2022
Such an amazing experience! Elyssa has created such a wonderful space for quick understanding of connecting with cards. Brilliant! Recommend!
Rowan provided session of Spiritual guidance for Elyssa
Apr 06, 2022
It was amazing doing business with her really it's always a pleasure doing business with her she's just wonderful!
Mar 22, 2022
Elyssa is an angel and beautiful blessing, she will assist you in feeling the love and joy radiating within. Thank you for the biggest hug that was needed in that moment- you are such a gift!! I love you <3 show more
Feb 20, 2022
Elyssa is an absolutely lovely soul and a pleasure to work with! I thoroughly enjoyed the card reading session and connecting with her. She has a fabu...lous energy, and a great intuition. If you get a chance to work with her I highly recommend it!show more


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About Elyssa Maridueña

I am a hybrid of Ecuadorian, Southern and Hippie cultures, all rolled into one. Currently I'm trying out the roles of writer/ tarot reader/ teacher/ daughter/ artist/ wounded healer/ Biodanza enthus...iast and I'm training to become an Interplay Facilitator. I'm deeply connected to the Earth. I've got eclectic music tastes. I'm bohemian, quirky & quite cuddly. Spirituality & ecstatic dance are my lifelines. I've been forging my own Spiritual Path for 11 years now and I'm still learning how to grow, evolve, expand, and become more consciously aware as I go along. Ecstatic joy, profound lessons and a sense of Oneness are some of the most precious things that this crazy, beautiful path has gifted me. Being able to help others, to transform and heal through Tarot and Reiki, mean the world to me and that too is a huge gift and blessing. Hobbies and activities: - Kitty foster mom. - Writing (I've written some poems and articles that have been published on a site called Vocal and I've been writing a book for the last few years which will soon be ready for publishing.) -Cooking and making up recipes on the fly. - Creating art and artsy things. - Ecstatic dance, play and movement modalities like: Interplay, 5 Rhythms, Biodanza and Psych-Danza. - Spiritual Workshops - Day trips to the beach. - Plant Medicine Ceremonies - Drawing in the Moon. - Netflix - Having a giggle fit with my mom and/or friends. I am a living dichotomy, of sorts. If you get to know me, you'll know more

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