I'll Be Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl
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Do you want a muse to inspire you and set your world on fire (but in a good way)?
Are you looking for a fresh outlook on life?
Do you want to laugh so hard you almost pee yourself?
Are you looking for someone to help you define and seek out your dreams?
Do you want to find someone with whom to ponder about life, the universe and everything?
Or someone with whom to ruminate and revel in the absurdity of it all?
Do you want to be shown mystical and magical things you never imagined were real, even if only in your dreams?
Then sounds like you need your very own manic pixie dream girl. And I'm your girl. I'll even dress the part!
I've been in a slew of romantic whirlwinds and somehow have always fallen into that role. So much so, I discovered its a talent and something that I should embrace. I love awakening people's hearts, minds and curiosity. I love relishing life and sharing that special sense of awe and wonder.
Important Notes:
-This service is open to everyone and is completely inclusive, regardless of sex, gender or orientation.
-Please note that any unsolicited sexual advances of any type will not be tolerated. I will terminate the chat immediately if that were to happen, just to be clear. This is meant to be a strictly platonic type of service.
Despite the negative connotations and associations that come with this "troupe"- I believe that being a Manic Pixie Dream Girl is a beautiful and impactful role to take on. It definitely has a function and it has its merits, too. I get to have fun being myself, while helping someone out and enjoying their company. And quite frankly, I love that. So, lets video chat on Skype for 45 minutes and see what sort of musings I can conjure up for you!
Training & Qualifications
I am quirky, whimsical, insightful, philosophical, fun, random, thought provoking, funny, artsy and a bit wild on the inside.
I always end up being the quintessential Manic Pixie Dream Girl in most of my friendships and relationships - So much so, that I've mastered it.
I am in the process of becoming a certified Interplay Leader and have participated in, as well as carried out workshops and classes where I use improvisation, spontaneous dance, theater, story telling and play to bring about personal introspection, epiphanies and facilitate creative expression; even in the shyest of people.
I've been a mystic for over 11 years.
I debuted as a clown in 2016 when I, along with a group of performing artists and therapists went to ground zero, in the aftermath of a devastating Earthquake that hit Manta, Ecuador. I performed at night by the light of flashlights and cellphones, in front of people who had lost their homes and were camping out in tents made out of bed sheets. And for a brief moment, instead of being drowned in sorrow over what they had lost, I was able to help them laugh, and that was a beautiful thing.
My favorite nickname of all time, and that I earned fair and square is: "Mystic Magic Fancy Pants.
Availability & Preferences
Monday and Wednesday mornings. Thursday and Friday afternoons. Most nights after 9pm Eastern Standard Time.