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I'll Be Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl

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5 per session - Virtual OK - Posted Feb 12, 2020

Do you want a muse to inspire you and set your world on fire (but in a good way)?
Are you looking for a fresh outlook on life?
Do you want to laugh so hard you almost pee yourself?
Are you looking for someone to help you define and seek out your dreams?
Do you want to find someone with whom to ponder about life, the universe and everything?
Or someone with whom to ruminate and revel in the absurdity of it all?
Do you want to be shown mystical and magical things you never imagined were real, even if only in your dreams?
Then sounds like you need your very own manic pixie dream girl. And I'm your girl. I'll even dress the part!
I've been in a slew of romantic whirlwinds and somehow have always fallen into that role. So much so, I discovered its a talent and something that I should embrace. I love awakening people's hearts, minds and curiosity. I love relishing life and sharing that special sense of awe and wonder.

Important Notes:
-This service is open to everyone and is completely inclusive, regardless of sex, gender or orientation.

-Please note that any unsolicited sexual advances of any type will not be tolerated. I will terminate the chat immediately if that were to happen, just to be clear. This is meant to be a strictly platonic type of service.

Despite the negative connotations and associations that come with this "troupe"- I believe that being a Manic Pixie Dream Girl is a beautiful and impactful role to take on. It definitely has a function and it has its merits, too. I get to have fun being myself, while helping someone out and enjoying their company. And quite frankly, I love that. So, lets video chat on Skype for 45 minutes and see what sort of musings I can conjure up for you!

Training & Qualifications


I am quirky, whimsical, insightful, philosophical, fun, random, thought provoking, funny, artsy and a bit wild on the inside.
I always end up being the quintessential Manic Pixie Dream Girl in most of my friendships and relationships - So much so, that I've mastered it.
I am in the process of becoming a certified Interplay Leader and have participated in, as well as carried out workshops and classes where I use improvisation, spontaneous dance, theater, story telling and play to bring about personal introspection, epiphanies and facilitate creative expression; even in the shyest of people.
I've been a mystic for over 11 years.
I debuted as a clown in 2016 when I, along with a group of performing artists and therapists went to ground zero, in the aftermath of a devastating Earthquake that hit Manta, Ecuador. I performed at night by the light of flashlights and cellphones, in front of people who had lost their homes and were camping out in tents made out of bed sheets. And for a brief moment, instead of being drowned in sorrow over what they had lost, I was able to help them laugh, and that was a beautiful thing.
My favorite nickname of all time, and that I earned fair and square is: "Mystic Magic Fancy Pants.

Availability & Preferences


Monday and Wednesday mornings. Thursday and Friday afternoons. Most nights after 9pm Eastern Standard Time.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Elyssa


Feb 18, 2021
Awesome! A gentle soul who provided kind, useful advice.
Feb 24, 2020
Elyssa brings a wonderful energy, as well a the right balance of listening and gentle direction.
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Jan 10, 2025
Elyssa is so incredible, I came back 5 years after our last session. Her work will stay with you, challenge you and help you grow in love
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Aug 15, 2024
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Aug 13, 2024
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Jul 24, 2024
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About Elyssa Maridueña

Three words that sum me up: Quirky, witty, and profound. Currently, I'm trying out the roles of English/Spanish interpreter, writer/ tarot reader/ teacher/ daughter/ artist/ wounded healer & ecstatic... dance enthusiast, I've been trained as an Interplay Facilitator and an Art Therapist. I love being in nature. I've got eclectic music tastes. I've always been quite bohemian, though I adore cottagecore too. Spirituality & ecstatic dance are my lifelines. I've been forging my own Spiritual Path for 16 years now and I'm still learning how to grow, evolve, expand, and become more consciously aware as I go along. Ecstatic joy, profound lessons, deep connections, and a sense of Oneness are some of the most precious things this crazy, beautiful path has gifted me. Being able to help others, to transform and heal through Tarot and Reiki, means the world to me, and that too is a huge gift and blessing. Hobbies and activities: - Gym newbie -Kitty cats: Rescue/foster/cuddle/volunteer - Writing (I've written some poems and articles that have been published on a site called Vocal. I've finished some short stories and will be publishing them on Amazon, soon! As for the novel I wrote, I've still got some tweaking to do before that's ready to publish.) -Cooking and making up recipes on the fly. - Creating art and artsy things. - Ecstatic dance, play and movement modalities like: Interplay, 5 Rhythms, Biodanza and Psych-Danza. - Spiritual Workshops - Day trips to the beach. - Plant Medicine Ceremonies - Drawing in the Moon. - Netflix - Having a giggle fit with my loved ones and friends and spending quality time with them.show more

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