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I'll Be Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl

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5 per session - Virtual OK

Do you want a muse to inspire you and set your world on fire (but in a good way)?
Are you looking for a fresh outlook on life?
Do you want to laugh so hard you almost pee yourself?
Are you looking for someone to help you define and seek out your dreams?
Do you want to find someone with whom to ponder about life, the universe and everything?
Or someone with whom to ruminate and revel in the absurdity of it all?
Do you want to be shown mystical and magical things you never imagined were real, even if only in your dreams?
Then sounds like you need your very own manic pixie dream girl. And I'm your girl. I'll even dress the part!
I've been in a slew of romantic whirlwinds and somehow have always fallen into that role. So much so, I discovered its a talent and something that I should embrace. I love awakening people's hearts, minds and curiosity. I love relishing life and sharing that special sense of awe and wonder.

Important Notes:
-This service is open to everyone and is completely inclusive, regardless of sex, gender or orientation.

-Please note that any unsolicited sexual advances of any type will not be tolerated. I will terminate the chat immediately if that were to happen, just to be clear. This is meant to be a strictly platonic type of service.

Despite the negative connotations and associations that come with this "troupe"- I believe that being a Manic Pixie Dream Girl is a beautiful and impactful role to take on. It definitely has a function and it has its merits, too. I get to have fun being myself, while helping someone out and enjoying their company. And quite frankly, I love that. So, lets video chat on Skype for 45 minutes and see what sort of musings I can conjure up for you!

Training & Qualifications


I am quirky, whimsical, insightful, philosophical, fun, random, thought provoking, funny, artsy and a bit wild on the inside.
I always end up being the quintessential Manic Pixie Dream Girl in most of my friendships and relationships - So much so, that I've mastered it.
I am in the process of becoming a certified Interplay Leader and have participated in, as well as carried out workshops and classes where I use improvisation, spontaneous dance, theater, story telling and play to bring about personal introspection, epiphanies and facilitate creative expression; even in the shyest of people.
I've been a mystic for over 11 years.
I debuted as a clown in 2016 when I, along with a group of performing artists and therapists went to ground zero, in the aftermath of a devastating Earthquake that hit Manta, Ecuador. I performed at night by the light of flashlights and cellphones, in front of people who had lost their homes and were camping out in tents made out of bed sheets. And for a brief moment, instead of being drowned in sorrow over what they had lost, I was able to help them laugh, and that was a beautiful thing.
My favorite nickname of all time, and that I earned fair and square is: "Mystic Magic Fancy Pants.

Availability & Preferences


Monday and Wednesday mornings. Thursday and Friday afternoons. Most nights after 9pm Eastern Standard Time.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Elyssa


Stacy received session of I'll Be Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl from Elyssa
Feb 24, 2020
Elyssa brings a wonderful energy, as well a the right balance of listening and gentle direction.
Karen provided unit of I Ching reading & consultation for Elyssa
Jun 04, 2020
It was a pleasure to do an I Ching session with Elyssa. Thank you for giving me the opportunity, and for trusting me with something so personal!
Kylie received session of Transformational Tarot from Elyssa
Jun 04, 2020
Elyssa gave me a very wonderful reading. Love her presence and I think she is cute! Thanks for the loving message! :)
Rendon received session of Intuitive Tarot Reading - 30 Min. from Elyssa
May 29, 2020
A wonderful reading! Elyssa is a marvelously kind person, and her tarot offering was just what I needed. Thank you, Elyssa.
Tatyana received session of Transformational Tarot from Elyssa
May 15, 2020
This was an amazing and a very transformative experience for me. I got clarifications on issues that have come up very recently. this session was pure... divine timing and Elyssa was the teacher that showed up when i was readyshow more
Tatyana provided session of Understand Yourself Better for Elyssa
May 07, 2020
Working with Elyssa was easy and very fulfilling! She is a very unique soul in terms of her psychological makeup and because of that she is able to pr...ovide fantastic insights unlike anyone else. It was a pleasure working with her and guiding her to her breakthroughs! I am looking forward to working with her again! show more
April provided unit of Virtual Validation Tarot Reading for Elyssa
Apr 30, 2020
Elyssa was very open to the particular reading she received, I was honored she asked me to provide to her since she herself is a Fellow Tarot Reader! ... Thank you for the opportunity!show more
Shirlette received session of Intuitive Tarot Reading - 30 Min. from Elyssa
Apr 28, 2020
So sweet!!! The reading was accurate and definitely what I needed to hear. I appreciate the gentleness in her delivery. Thank you!
Ayako received session of Transformational Tarot from Elyssa
Apr 28, 2020
Elyssa is a natural talent with a huge heart & caring nature. It was a pleasure to trade services to help her kitties!
Jazmine received session of Intuitive Tarot Reading - 30 Min. from Elyssa
Apr 26, 2020
I was late to our meeting but she was very understanding and compassionate! I would definitely work with her again, it was very fun and enlightening ☺...show more


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About Elyssa Maridueña

I am a hybrid of Ecuadorian, Southern and Hippie cultures, all rolled into one. Currently I'm trying out the roles of writer/ tarot reader/ teacher/ daughter/ artist/ wounded healer/ Biodanza enthus...iast and I'm training to become an Interplay Facilitator. I'm deeply connected to the Earth. I've got eclectic music tastes. I'm bohemian, quirky & quite cuddly. Spirituality & ecstatic dance are my lifelines. I've been forging my own Spiritual Path for 11 years now and I'm still learning how to grow, evolve, expand, and become more consciously aware as I go along. Ecstatic joy, profound lessons and a sense of Oneness are some of the most precious things that this crazy, beautiful path has gifted me. Being able to help others, to transform and heal through Tarot and Reiki, mean the world to me and that too is a huge gift and blessing. Hobbies and activities: - Kitty foster mom. - Writing (I've written some poems and articles that have been published on a site called Vocal and I've been writing a book for the last few years which will soon be ready for publishing.) -Cooking and making up recipes on the fly. - Creating art and artsy things. - Ecstatic dance, play and movement modalities like: Interplay, 5 Rhythms, Biodanza and Psych-Danza. - Spiritual Workshops - Day trips to the beach. - Plant Medicine Ceremonies - Drawing in the Moon. - Netflix - Having a giggle fit with my mom and/or friends. I am a living dichotomy, of sorts. If you get to know me, you'll know why.show more

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