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Give You A Horrible Tarot Reading
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I will cast my magic cards for you and tell you how bad things are going to go for you, what struggles will overwhelm you, and how, ultimately, you'll wind up emotionally, financially, and socially ruined. It will be fun, we'll laugh, you'll cry, a good time will be had all around!
If you're one of the first to sign up, I'll make sure you get haunted by the ghost of an overzealous Moil who will torment you ceaselessly with little snipping sounds and a throaty smoker's laugh.
I can certainly promise that THIS reading, learned directly from Miss Cleo and Dionne Warwick will cause me immense mirth and enjoyment while delivering the ultimate crushing spiritual blow you've been seeking. My special deck, made up completely of Internet memes has always given accurate and completely valid insight into any questions ever posed to it.
What's more, it will be delivered over Simbi chat!
Training & Qualifications
I am a lifelong believer that there is no creation without destruction and have advised some of the top names living under overpasses, probably close to you. As a note, I only ever interpret. It's up to you to decide what the reading applies to. I've never, ever been vague or wrong. I'm also an Erisian Pope, a member of the Culture of Slack, and an Ancient Elder of Mu. I hold advanced degrees in the OTO, AARR, and have practiced my reforging technique over multiple lifetimes.
Availability & Preferences
When I get to it
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