Receive "Real Talk" from My Cat
Cats are notorious assholes. Its one of the things they are most known for. Search the internet for "cats knocking over shit" and you will be able to waste away an afternoon on Youtube.
My cat is not an asshole - but she will lay down some legit real talk like no one's business. Not because she hates people, but more because she genuinely cares. And she knows sometimes people need a dose of real talk to get their life in check.
As we all know, cats lack thumbs and the dexterity needed to type. Many times she has tried to walk across my computer keyboard, yet she has been unable to communicate in this method. So, I will act as her conduit - ask her something you want a to-the-point answer and I will relay her message
Training & Qualifications
She personally feels that being a cat is all the qualification she needs for this. I can't disagree.
Reviews of Alicia
Erica received Unit of Receive "Real Talk" from My Cat from AliciaOct 13, 2016
Jason received Unit of Receive "Real Talk" from My Cat from AliciaOct 05, 2016
Mikah received Unit of Dating Advice from My Cat from AliciaJun 28, 2016
About Alicia Mielke
I am just your regular, happy-go-lucky, cat enthusiast who has accepted that my cat does indeed know more than I do. I am partially upset that emojis don't count toward my character count. It's an ...under-appreciated artform. show moreOpen to other proposals
Alicia Mielke is looking for:
- Meal Delivery
- Hair styling
- Auto Maintenance
- Handyman services