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Receive "Real Talk" from My Cat

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5 simbi per unit - Virtual OK

Cats are notorious assholes. Its one of the things they are most known for. Search the internet for "cats knocking over shit" and you will be able to waste away an afternoon on Youtube.

My cat is not an asshole - but she will lay down some legit real talk like no one's business. Not because she hates people, but more because she genuinely cares. And she knows sometimes people need a dose of real talk to get their life in check.

As we all know, cats lack thumbs and the dexterity needed to type. Many times she has tried to walk across my computer keyboard, yet she has been unable to communicate in this method. So, I will act as her conduit - ask her something you want a to-the-point answer and I will relay her message

Training & Qualifications


She personally feels that being a cat is all the qualification she needs for this. I can't disagree.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Alicia


Erica received Unit of Receive "Real Talk" from My Cat from Alicia
Oct 13, 2016
Misa's advice is as solid as an angry cat's right hook yet relayed with a tone a soft as kitty cat belly fur.
Jason received Unit of Receive "Real Talk" from My Cat from Alicia
Oct 05, 2016
Refreshing and fun way to see the world with a bit of uplifting comedy added to the mix, was perfect thank you =)
Joy received Unit of Receive "Real Talk" from My Cat from Alicia
Sep 21, 2016
Alicia delivered with her witty banter on behalf of her cat's perspective to my vexing problem. I'll will seek her out in the future. She should incre...ase her simbi credits.show more
Mikah received Unit of Dating Advice from My Cat from Alicia
Jun 28, 2016
Misa's sage and silly advice was WELL worth my simbi.
Elisa received Unit of Receive "Real Talk" from My Cat from Alicia
Jun 28, 2016
Alicia is a great scribe for her very wise kitty. I will probably seek Misa's wisdom in the future.

Recommendations


Danielle Baxter wrote a recommendation for Alicia Mielke
Jun 28, 2016

Alicia's cat is wise beyond her years. She brought my boyfriend and I together through her four-legged cosmic graces. Alicia herself is a great person, and fun/hilarious to work with.

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Alicia's requests


Alicia is requesting
Swing Lessons
Looking for some swing lessons (preferably West Coast) for my boyfriend and I.

Because I will feel better once I am not the only person going to my cat for relationship advice.

About Alicia Mielke

I am just your regular, happy-go-lucky, cat enthusiast who has accepted that my cat does indeed know more than I do. I am partially upset that emojis don't count toward my character count. It's an ...under-appreciated artform. show more

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Alicia Mielke is looking for:
  • Massage
  • Experiences
  • Travel
  • Adventure
  • Housekeeping
  • Gardening
  • Cooking
  • Catering
  • Meal Delivery
  • Beauty
  • Nailcare
  • Skincare
  • Hair styling
  • Auto Maintenance
  • Electrical
  • Handyman services