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Dating Advice from My Cat

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I have an opinionated, orange tabby cat named Misa. I have also been referred to as a "date-aholic". Is this an accurate statement? If you feel like 2 Tinder dates, one impromptu drink with a stranger you met in the doctor's office , and over-chatting a guy in the canned food aisle too much for one week, then sure. Regardless, my naturally extroverted nature had lead me to many a date, and my cat is the one person who has gotten the pleasure of hearing all about them.

As much flack as cats get, they really do care. Misa is tired of watching us humans fail time and time again with our dating lives, so she is now offering her service to the internet masses. She practically insisted.

As we all know, cats lack thumbs and the dexterity needed to type. As many times as she has tried to walk across my computer keyboard, she has been unable to communicate in this method. So, I will act as her conduit - ask her all about your dating woes and she will give you advice.

Training & Qualifications


Misa has spent her11 years of existence eating, sleeping, and watching my dating life unravel before her eyes. She has gleaned insight that only a habitual third party could ever expect to gather. I didn't believe her wisdom at first. "You shouldn't swipe right on that guy", "This guy is obviously a tool", and "Show some self respect" are things she harped on many times as a donned my go-to, first date attire. Finally, after much nagging, I decided to listen to her. And guess what? That furry little know-it-all got me a date with a class act guy. And now much to my surprise, I have left the single life and entered the unknown terrain of a relationship (which Misa also thinks she understands as well).

Availability & Preferences


Outside of the hours that she is eating her daily can of Fancy Feast, Misa is otherwise available to offer her dating wisdom.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Alicia


Mikah received unit of Dating Advice from My Cat from Alicia
Jun 28, 2016
Misa's sage and silly advice was WELL worth my simbi.
Elyssa received unit of "Real Talk" from My Cat from Alicia
Apr 07, 2020
The service I recieved from Alicia was so utterly DELIGHTFUL, it totally made my day and not only did it make me laugh out loud, it also was chalk ful...l of actual wisdom that was rather useful. show more
Rendon received unit of "Real Talk" from My Cat from Alicia
Mar 31, 2020
AMAZING insight into the life of my furry friend. Thank you, Misa and Alicia, from Moonbeam and Rendon!!!
Ash received unit of Positive Affirmations from My Cat from Alicia
Mar 24, 2020
Brought me great joy receiving guidance from Misa 😊😊 if I have any specific questions I'd be happy to ask her again.
Samy received unit of "Real Talk" from My Cat from Alicia
Mar 24, 2020
Misa is a wise one :)
Erica received unit of "Real Talk" from My Cat from Alicia
Oct 13, 2016
Misa's advice is as solid as an angry cat's right hook yet relayed with a tone a soft as kitty cat belly fur.
Jason received unit of "Real Talk" from My Cat from Alicia
Oct 05, 2016
Refreshing and fun way to see the world with a bit of uplifting comedy added to the mix, was perfect thank you =)
Joy received unit of "Real Talk" from My Cat from Alicia
Sep 21, 2016
Alicia delivered with her witty banter on behalf of her cat's perspective to my vexing problem. I'll will seek her out in the future. She should incre...ase her simbi credits.show more
Elisa received unit of "Real Talk" from My Cat from Alicia
Jun 28, 2016
Alicia is a great scribe for her very wise kitty. I will probably seek Misa's wisdom in the future.

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About Alicia Walsh

I am just your regular, happy-go-lucky, cat enthusiast who has accepted that my cat does indeed know more than I do. I also run a small vintage Etsy shop called The Cat Lady Curator. I pretty much owe... all my Etsy success to my cat's sage business advice.show more

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