Watch Any Movie and Rave About It
Ever feel like the people around you just don't "get" your brilliant, unique taste in film?
Do you carry a soft spot for a movie that the rest of the world insists is wet garbage?
Want to force someone to watch something you know is terrible then have to act like it's really great because you kind of enjoy suffering?
If you answered yes to any of those, that's awesome. That's really awesome. Most people don't have that level of confidence and self-awareness. It takes a lot of courage to face questions like that and respond with unwavering honesty. Good for you.
This is obviously the service for you. You give me a movie to watch, and I will watch it beginning to end and then tell you afterwords how amazing it was. I will provide painstaking detail on why this movie changed my life for the better.
Only stipulation is that the movie must be found on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, or my current DVD collection. Once I've watched your suggestion, I will write you a personal email with my overwhelmingly positive review.
Training & Qualifications
The sample in the description is just the tip of the iceberg for how good I am at complimenting something, regardless of my true feelings. I love watching movies of all kind, I'm always down to make people feel better about what they like, and I have no moral objection to lying whatsoever. I'm basically a well-intentioned sociopath with a fondness for film and a few hours to kill.
Availability & Preferences
Once I get your request, I will try and get a review back to you within a few days if possible, depending on my schedule.