Have a Punderful Day!
for the low, low price of 1 simbi, I will bombard you with a variety of really lame puns and classic "dad jokes" pretty much whenever you need one. It's a one-time payment and you get unlimited access to the lamest jokes you've ever heard.
Training & Qualifications
I'm not kitten' around. I'm purractically purrfect fur the job!
Availability & Preferences
Anytime you need a good(or really bad) pun!