Sarcastic Thank-You Card (US ONLY)
*UNITED STATES ONLY*
I will send you a sarcastic thank-you card in the mail, and all you have to provide me with is an address to send it to.
Thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. It meant so much to me. Oh, wait a second, you didn't come to my birthday party. You were too busy spending the night with your whore of an ex. Have a nice life, pig.
Training & Qualifications
I am silly and I like being a sarcastic prick.
Availability & Preferences
I can do this any time of year, but expect a slight delay if it is during a winter, spring, summer, or fall break, as I am away from university and have to obtain the thank-you card from the store.