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Sarcastic Thank-You Card (US ONLY)

20


20 simbi per unit - Virtual OK

*UNITED STATES ONLY*

I will send you a sarcastic thank-you card in the mail, and all you have to provide me with is an address to send it to.

Example:

"Dear John,
Thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. It meant so much to me. Oh, wait a second, you didn't come to my birthday party. You were too busy spending the night with your whore of an ex. Have a nice life, pig.
Much love,
Giana Jinx"

Training & Qualifications


I am silly and I like being a sarcastic prick.

Availability & Preferences


I can do this any time of year, but expect a slight delay if it is during a winter, spring, summer, or fall break, as I am away from university and have to obtain the thank-you card from the store.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Giana


James received Unit of "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." from Giana
May 21, 2017
Product as described.
Sarah left review for Giana
May 19, 2017
Giana was pleasant to work with.
Sarah received Unit of How You'll Die from Giana
May 19, 2017
Thanks for the entertaining little story. :)
Tori sold 3D Printed Batman Fidget Spinner to Giana
May 18, 2017
Giana was a pleasure to work with. Hope to assist again in the future. :)
Nancy received Unit of Question Dodging from Giana
May 15, 2017
Giana is quick and efficient!
Kylie received Unit of "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." from Giana
May 14, 2017
Quick, and full of boyfriends. A++.
Yiannos received Unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Mar 18, 2017
Giana wrote an amazing story that was very entertaining to read!! Thank you!!
Florian received Unit of "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." from Giana
Mar 18, 2017
She has a boyfriend
Nick received Unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Jan 29, 2017
Giana is fantastic and wrote a great and entertaining story! A+
Amish received Unit of Online Proofread/Re-write/Edit from Giana
Jan 29, 2017
She's great! A wonderful, kind and helpful person. Thanks Giana :)


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About Giana Jinx

My name is Giana, and I'm from New York. I'm 19, and I aspire to work in the field of agricultural biotechnology. I'm very introverted and shy, but I do like talking to people. I'm hoping I can mak...e some nice connections on here :) !show more

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