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How You'll Die

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15 simbi per unit - Virtual OK

I will write a 2-20 paragraph long funny story of how you will die. The length depends on how much I manage to drag the story on, like some pointless tangent.

Every story is written personally for each individual*. If you give me a few random facts about you, I can more so personalize the story for you, rather than just make it completely random.

*If you do not give me personal details about you or anything at all to work with to personalize your story, there is the chance that I will just take your name and input it into another one of the stories I have written in the past for other users. If you are not comfortable with getting a previously written story and prefer a custom one, then please do provide me with personal details.

*WARNING*
If you are easily offended and do not like dark humor, my stories are not for you. I do not always write dark stories, but sometimes they just have to be that way.

If you have a list of "triggers", they are especially not for you.

*NOTE*
Price is being raised occasionally due to increase in demand.

Sorry, kids, that is economics.

But , I highly recommend that you offer me more solely because I put so much effort into every story. Even if your story sucks, I still did spend a while on it!

Also, I have a limit of five stories per month. I know, it is silly, but I am in college now and I do not have an insane amount of time to write these right now. If the quota has been met, just come back next month for a story.

Training & Qualifications


I am a decent writer with a strange way of thinking.

Availability & Preferences


I pretty much write the story here and there, whenever I have a bit of time to write.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Giana


Cameron received unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Sep 04, 2017
Fun to work with :)
Sarah received unit of How You'll Die from Giana
May 19, 2017
Thanks for the entertaining little story. :)
Sarah left review for Giana
May 19, 2017
Giana was pleasant to work with.
Colleen received unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Jan 26, 2017
It was a shocking death in the produce aisle! Thanks again Giana :)
Abhishek received unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Jan 14, 2017
Funny
Nick received unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Jan 29, 2017
Giana is fantastic and wrote a great and entertaining story! A+
Yiannos received unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Mar 18, 2017
Giana wrote an amazing story that was very entertaining to read!! Thank you!!
Spencer received unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Dec 19, 2016
Wonderful product! I was truly happy with it!
Rachel received unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Oct 24, 2016
Loved the story! Well written and so creative!
Misha received unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Oct 01, 2016
Giana made a story about my girlfriend and I and it's the best piece of writing I've read in the last 4 months which is saying a lot because I read hu...ndreds of pages of text a week. I was in tears. She is a beautifully poetic writer who understands the significance of emotion, engaging the senses and personalizing stories to the point where you can envision yourself doing everything she described. Hilarious, funny, engaging, She wrote a 2 page story about us and I couldn't put it down. I've read it 10 times today and shared it with 20 people I know. Highly recommended!!!! She only does a couple of these a month because of time constraints so contact her now! and pay her double her listed rate. she deserves it! show more


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My name is Giana, and I'm from New York. I'm 19, and I aspire to work in the field of agricultural biotechnology. I'm very introverted and shy, but I do like talking to people. I'm hoping I can mak...e some nice connections on here :) !show more

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