How You'll Die
I will write a 2-20 paragraph long funny story of how you will die. The length depends on how much I manage to drag the story on, like some pointless tangent.
Every story is written personally for each individual*. If you give me a few random facts about you, I can more so personalize the story for you, rather than just make it completely random.
*If you do not give me personal details about you or anything at all to work with to personalize your story, there is the chance that I will just take your name and input it into another one of the stories I have written in the past for other users. If you are not comfortable with getting a previously written story and prefer a custom one, then please do provide me with personal details.
If you are easily offended and do not like dark humor, my stories are not for you. I do not always write dark stories, but sometimes they just have to be that way.
If you have a list of "triggers", they are especially not for you.
Price is being raised occasionally due to increase in demand.
Sorry, kids, that is economics.
But , I highly recommend that you offer me more solely because I put so much effort into every story. Even if your story sucks, I still did spend a while on it!
Also, I have a limit of five stories per month. I know, it is silly, but I am in college now and I do not have an insane amount of time to write these right now. If the quota has been met, just come back next month for a story.
Training & Qualifications
I am a decent writer with a strange way of thinking.
Availability & Preferences
I pretty much write the story here and there, whenever I have a bit of time to write.
Reviews of Giana
Joshua received unit of Sarcastic Thank-You Card (US ONLY) from GianaJul 24, 2017
Sumeet received unit of "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." from GianaJun 14, 2017
James received unit of "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." from GianaMay 21, 2017
Sarah left review for GianaMay 19, 2017
Sarah received unit of How You'll Die from GianaMay 19, 2017
Tori sold 3D Printed Batman Fidget Spinner to GianaMay 18, 2017
Nancy received unit of Question Dodging from GianaMay 15, 2017
Kylie received unit of "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." from GianaMay 14, 2017
Yiannos received unit of How You'll Die from GianaMar 18, 2017
About Giana Jinx
My name is Giana, and I'm from New York. I'm 19, and I aspire to work in the field of agricultural biotechnology. I'm very introverted and shy, but I do like talking to people. I'm hoping I can mak...e some nice connections on here :) !show moreOpen to other proposals
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