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How You'll Die

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10 simbi per unit - Virtual OK

I will write a 2-20 paragraph long funny story of how you will die. The length depends on how much I manage to drag the story on, like some pointless tangent.

Every story is written personally for each individual. If you give me a few random facts about you, I can more so personalize the story for you, rather than just make it completely random.

*WARNING*
If you are easily offended and do not like dark humor, my stories are not for you. I do not always write dark stories, but sometimes they just have to be that way.

If you have a list of "triggers", they are especially not for you.

*NOTE*
Price is being raised occasionally due to increase in demand.

Sorry, kids, that is economics.

But , I highly recommend that you offer me more solely because I put so much effort into every story. Even if your story sucks, I still did spend a while on it!

Also, I have a limit of five stories per month. I know, it is silly, but I am in college now and I do not have an insane amount of time to write these right now. If the quota has been met, just come back next month for a story.

Training & Qualifications


I am a decent writer with a strange way of thinking.

Availability & Preferences


I pretty much write the story here and there, whenever I have a bit of time to write.

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Giana


Abhishek received Unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Jan 14, 2017
Funny
Katie received Unit of Horrible Meme from Giana
Jan 08, 2017
Giana's work absolutely took my breath away. I am honored to have received such perfect memes. Thank you, Giana! I am forever in your debt.
Duncan received Unit of Horrible Meme from Giana
Jan 07, 2017
Gave me an extra when I paid for 5! Thanks!
Yiannos received Unit of Horrible Meme from Giana
Dec 28, 2016
Exceeds expectations! Hahahah very funny and reliable
Spencer received Unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Dec 19, 2016
Wonderful product! I was truly happy with it!
Benny received Unit of "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." from Giana
Dec 07, 2016
Why do all the best girls always have boyfriends?! Haha Giana is keeping Simbi interesting.
Tommy received Unit of Horrible Meme from Giana
Oct 28, 2016
Giana gave me exactly what I asked for, a bad meme. The service was quick and the meme was bad, what more could you want?
Rose received Unit of Sarcastic Thank-You Card (US ONLY) from Giana
Oct 27, 2016
Love the letter!
Aaron Lybrand
Aaron received Unit of Lie To You from Giana
Oct 25, 2016
😆
Peter Francis received Unit of Sarcastic Thank-You Card (US ONLY) from Giana
Oct 24, 2016
Gina was a pleasure to deal with. I would definitely recommend her!


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About Giana Jinx

My name is Giana, and I'm from New York. I'm 18, and I aspire to work in the field of agricultural biotechnology. I'm very introverted and shy, but I do like talking to people. I'm hoping I can mak...e some nice connections on here :)show more

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