How You'll Die
I will write a 2-20 paragraph long funny story of how you will die. The length depends on how much I manage to drag the story on, like some pointless tangent.
Every story is written personally for each individual*. If you give me a few random facts about you, I can more so personalize the story for you, rather than just make it completely random.
*If you do not give me personal details about you or anything at all to work with to personalize your story, there is the chance that I will just take your name and input it into another one of the stories I have written in the past for other users. If you are not comfortable with getting a previously written story and prefer a custom one, then please do provide me with personal details.
If you are easily offended and do not like dark humor, my stories are not for you. I do not always write dark stories, but sometimes they just have to be that way.
If you have a list of "triggers", they are especially not for you.
Price is being raised occasionally due to increase in demand.
Sorry, kids, that is economics.
But , I highly recommend that you offer me more solely because I put so much effort into every story. Even if your story sucks, I still did spend a while on it!
Also, I have a limit of five stories per month. I know, it is silly, but I am in college now and I do not have an insane amount of time to write these right now. If the quota has been met, just come back next month for a story.
Training & Qualifications
I am a decent writer with a strange way of thinking.
Availability & Preferences
I pretty much write the story here and there, whenever I have a bit of time to write.
Reviews of Giana
Nick received Unit of How You'll Die from GianaJan 29, 2017
Amish received Unit of Online Proofread/Re-write/Edit from GianaJan 29, 2017
Colleen received Unit of How You'll Die from GianaJan 26, 2017
Duncan received Unit of Horrible Meme from GianaJan 07, 2017
Yiannos received Unit of Horrible Meme from GianaDec 28, 2016
Spencer received Unit of How You'll Die from GianaDec 19, 2016
Benny received Unit of "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." from GianaDec 07, 2016
Tommy received Unit of Horrible Meme from GianaOct 28, 2016
Rose received Unit of Sarcastic Thank-You Card (US ONLY) from GianaOct 27, 2016
About Giana Jinx
My name is Giana, and I'm from New York. I'm 18, and I aspire to work in the field of agricultural biotechnology. I'm very introverted and shy, but I do like talking to people. I'm hoping I can mak...e some nice connections on here :)show moreOpen to other proposals
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