How You'll Die
I will write a 2-20 paragraph long funny story of how you will die. The length depends on how much I manage to drag the story on, like some pointless tangent.
Every story is written personally for each individual. If you give me a few random facts about you, I can more so personalize the story for you, rather than just make it completely random.
If you are easily offended and do not like dark humor, my stories are not for you. I do not always write dark stories, but sometimes they just have to be that way.
If you have a list of "triggers", they are especially not for you.
Price is being raised occasionally due to increase in demand.
Sorry, kids, that is economics.
But , I highly recommend that you offer me more solely because I put so much effort into every story. Even if your story sucks, I still did spend a while on it!
Also, I have a limit of five stories per month. I know, it is silly, but I am in college now and I do not have an insane amount of time to write these right now. If the quota has been met, just come back next month for a story.
Training & Qualifications
I am a decent writer with a strange way of thinking.
Availability & Preferences
I pretty much write the story here and there, whenever I have a bit of time to write.
Reviews of Giana
Katie received Unit of Horrible Meme from Giana
Duncan received Unit of Horrible Meme from Giana
Yiannos received Unit of Horrible Meme from Giana
Spencer received Unit of How You'll Die from Giana
Benny received Unit of "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." from Giana
Tommy received Unit of Horrible Meme from Giana
Rose received Unit of Sarcastic Thank-You Card (US ONLY) from Giana
Aaron received Unit of Lie To You from Giana
Peter Francis received Unit of Sarcastic Thank-You Card (US ONLY) from Giana
About Giana Jinx
My name is Giana, and I'm from New York. I'm 18, and I aspire to work in the field of agricultural biotechnology. I'm very introverted and shy, but I do like talking to people. I'm hoping I can mak...e some nice connections on here :)show moreOpen to other proposals
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