Catholic Guilt!
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Have you been naughty? Is your life not what you think it should be? When was the last time you went to Mass?
If you know you should go to confession but you just aren't ready, I'll gently berate you. Admonishing the sinner is one of the works of spiritual mercy, you know. Forgiveness is freely given but if you're not ready, then toss a few simbi my way and I'll tell you you're being a doofus.
Training & Qualifications
I am a bad catholic, so not particularly shockable. Besides, you're probably not out there starring in your own version of Fargo. You're probably cutting people off in traffic and kicking the dog, and shorting the wait staff on tips. The road to eternal punishment is paved with these myriad actions and inactions. You just need to realize every day you have a chance to make different choices.
Availability & Preferences
Simbi conversation ad liborum.