Keep your secret
If you have something you need to tell someone but no one in your life who should hear it, this is the service for you. You can get whatever it is off your chest and be confident that I will take your secret* to my grave. You can tell me your secret via Simbi message, text, IM, Skype, or on the phone -- whatever feels safest to you. I will acknowledge having been told your secret but otherwise will not react to its content. (If your secret is a problem you do want to discuss with someone, that can be arranged through my Problem Solving service.)
*All of this assumes that the act of keeping your secret would not result in harm to yourself or others, make me criminally liable for anything, etc. (Please don't try to make me an accessory to murder!) But you knew that, right? Of course you did.
Training & Qualifications
I am Fort Knox and my lips stay zipped. I have a long history of keeping secrets, both mine and others'. I am fluent in English, but your secret could really be communicated in any language, if you want.
Availability & Preferences
My schedule is flexible.