I've worked in the web realm for most of my adult life (and even as a kid in a limited capacity). I have a head full of useless information and am a valuable asset on any bar trivia team.
I have worked with Wordpress since it was just a template driven blog engine and have written more than my fair share of plugins and themes. I can do art as well as code and enjoy both equally. I have designed company logos for billion dollar companies, websites for nonprofits, app interfaces for mobile phones, and coded large parts of big software projects as well. I used to work for a federal agency which shall remain nameless but I quit for philosophical/ moral reasons.
I'm also a capable writer. I write satire and humor pieces for several websites as well as serious research pieces where the interpretation of scientific studies is a requirement. I've done and enjoyed creative writing including screenplays and commercial screenplays. I enjoy the written word and feel that it's every bit an art form.
I'm well read and enjoy lofty intellectual discussions. I am a logical thinker with an artistic bent so I can talk about philosophy, comparative religion, science, art, prose, poetry, cooking, and damn near anything else that catches your fancy. I love listening to people sharing their passion. I've never had a boring conversation with someone about anything they love.
I've lived a lot of life and will continue to learn as I go. Ask me how I can help you because I can't list all the skills I actually have here.