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FRIENDZONED

Trade
Only

25 simbi value

I will be a friend. I will tell bad jokes and fart a lot (then pretend to be embarrassed). I will come to your work and tell you that Sheila is not as pretty or funny as you and how DARE Rick date her after dumping you. I will buy you a Dilly Bar and tell you the story about how I once sneezed out of my eyeball.

I will cry, once. I will watch ONE SINGLE CHICK FLICK, but only once. I will listen to your secret about the time you made out with a homeless man for $13, and I will NOT judge you.

I will be your friend. I will only accept friendship as trade, not services or Simbi.

Training & Qualifications


Don't be a douche, gossip, or judgemental psycho.

I will not accept Simbi or services for this service. Only friendship in fair trade.

This is for ONE HOUR of "find out friendship." This is where we hang out and decide if I'm too weird for you.

Availability & Preferences


Evenings and weekends

Trading Preference: Trade only – I just want direct exchanges

Reviews of Willow


Mike received Hour of Marketing Consultation from Willow
Sep 13, 2016
Willow is awesome!
Hillary received Unit of FRIENDZONED from Willow
Jul 16, 2016
Love her dope personality already!
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Willow's other services


Voice Lessons
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Voice Lessons

English Tutoring
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English Tutoring

Marketing Consultation
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I love the idea of trading for goods and services! I do a lot of this anyway, so it's cool to have a platform to use my skills in a more direct manner. I think it's refreshing to cut out the middle...
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Marketing Consultation

Willow's requests


Willow is requesting
Home grown fruit/vegetables/eggs/me
I'd love to trade some organic produce and meat. I have a number of skills to trade, so hit me up!

I love the idea of trading for goods and services! I do a lot of this anyway, so it's cool to have a platform to use my skills in a more direct manner. I think it's refreshing to cut out the middle...
Willow is requesting
Taekwondo Lessons
I'm looking for someone in the Salt Lake City area that would give my daughter Taekwondo lessons.

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About Willow Becker

I'm an English teacher, writer, singer, and actress. I love to sew, garden, and learn new things. I'm a professional writer and teacher by trade, but I have an extensive background in theater, radi...o, and marketing as well. I am best known for my creative spunk, unique personality, and conviction to anything I am passionate about.show more

Open to other proposals
Willow Becker is looking for:
  • Yoga
  • Massage
  • Adventure
  • Transport & Rideshares
  • Home: Other
  • Fresh Produce
  • Tutoring & Mentoring
  • Music Lessons
  • Learning: Other
  • Language Lessons
  • Nailcare
  • Hair styling
  • Pet Training
  • Childcare
  • Children's Lessons