I'll retweet your funniest tweet.
I will retweet your funniest tweet to my 18.5k followers.
Not to advertise a product or gain exposure for a service, because honestly I haven't been super active in a while and the exposure just isn't what it once was, but the list of followers I have amassed are witty, hilarious, sarcastic, sardonic, tongue in cheek, blunt, overly honest, brilliant, thoughtful, insightful, dirty, naughty, imperfect people.. so.. my base..
I never followed back for another number, only if they could make me laugh, think or.. well.. lets just say elicit a genuine "positive" reaction from me. So I'm happy to share your best example to those who happen to be watching so maybe you can enjoy the badass list of awesome people I built as much as I have.
Just send me a link to you funniest, naughtiest, or most insightful tweet and I'll head on over, check you out and share you around with the dark side of twitter..
Just one caveat.. We may not agree on which of your tweets best meets my requested criteria.. and I may choose my own instead... Free lunches.. what are ya gonna do ;-)
Cheers!
Training & Qualifications
Once upon a time I had a lot of free time on my fingers while I worked 12 hr days running offices and found a "productive" way to keep them occupied and let out the random thoughts rolling around in my head.. Like attracts like and it just kinda snowballed..
Listen.. it's free.. do you want me to retweet you or not? Stop asking so many questions!
Availability & Preferences
Days ending in y at some point between 12 and 12.