Incredible creative writing
I will write the most beautifully written fantastic and Whimsical creation you've ever read. You'll be astounded at the depth of my creative ability. Be a foreign assignment or for your own entertainment, I will write you something that will surely make you smile. Or at least make you scratch your head.
Training & Qualifications
Well I am by no means a professional when it comes to writing, I have mastered the English language pretty well. I have an incredibly creative mind, and love to write. I would be happy to write something great for you.
Availability & Preferences
I am free most evenings, but keep myself pretty busy. I can always make time to write a few thousand words though!