I'm a medical technologist with a master of science in biology, working in a micro lab. I have seven years of experience working with pets as a veterinary technician. In my spare time I fancy myself quite the artist, fabricating great works both visual and literary. I have never published anything, but I have never tried to. It's on my eventual to do list.
I pride myself on my ability to throw everything I have at a task. Failing high school biology? I'll make it my mission to help you transform your grade. Pooch needs a nail trim? Aw, yeah, I've got that covered. Best pedicure he'll have ever had. Need a fanciful bio for your blog? I'll write the S*** out of it. Want a limerick about Double Stuf Oreos?

My weight always gave me some trouble,
My butt was a bit of a bubble.
But my only real dream
Was for Oreo cream,
So I said "Hells to the Yeah! Make mine double!"

I like to pass my (not actually) copious free time doodling, playing slither.io, and studying everything I can get my hands on. I want to understand politics and economics, but I don't. I do have a really solid understanding of photosynthesis, though. So there's that.

When I'm not working my bench tech job I'm usually working out or hanging out with my kid and my husband and my two cats. My husband's not on Simbi, but he makes a mean cookie cake and I can trade that for Simbi too.

Peace out, kiddos!