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Offensive Jokes

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3 per unit - Virtual OK

New takes on crude jokes. Just let me know if you have any limits before I deliver! I can also give multiples, so don't be afraid to hit me up for more than one! Just no more than five at a time, please!

I've got dead babies, blonde jokes, racist jokes, jokes based around religion, and more. I'll pick jokes at random (except that I probably won't send dead baby jokes to people who have or have lost a child unless that person requests them), and then I'll share them!

Training & Qualifications


I am awesome. My jokes are hilarious and awful, and I try to pick a joke to tell based on profiles. I usually try to avoid dead baby jokes for people who have kids, unless they say they want one. I'm here for fun, not to piss people off.

Availability & Preferences


I get emailed when I get a message, so I'll hop on ASAP to answer!

Trading Preference: I prefer being paid in simbi

Reviews of Modwri


Lauren received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Dec 15, 2017
Oh my lord, that was really hilarious! 10/10 would buy again. <3
Luke received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Nov 25, 2017
Modwri delivered quickly and did make me laugh. Great job
Lurcolm received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Oct 30, 2017
Modwri delivered on her deal, alright! I eill never in my life doubt a dark as heck joke you can't help but laugh at even though you know it's a terri...ble terrible thing to laugh at! I recommend her to all that seek the dark comedy!show more
Jessica received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Oct 05, 2017
Hewas helpful
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Ashu received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Jun 26, 2017
Nice engaging joke :)
David received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Jun 26, 2017
good joke lol
Josh received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Jan 27, 2017
👍
Cecil received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Nov 21, 2016
It was exactly as described.
Ron received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Sep 21, 2016
Jokes are funny! Modwri is very friendly!
Anthony received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Sep 02, 2016
Pretty funny


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