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Divining Answers (fake)

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10 per session - Virtual OK - Posted Jul 26, 2018

Tell me your woes, and I will tell you the answers given to me by those beings on high. They speak in riddle, and their answers are things of mystery that even I do not fully understand. May their glory encompass all, and may your knowledge of their words expand your consciousness until the light of their omniscience shines out your eyes, visible to all as reality melts away before a font of chaos. Towers will rise and fall and the beasts will stand.

The barista pours the latte of fate for the unknowing gerbil, and all shall drown within, forever polluting the lotus.

When the end comes, the book reopens. All wood is transitive.

(( Do not take this service seriously, it is for fun, and I am not trying to make fun of people. I just think it's fun to try to come up with cryptic nonsense. ))

Training & Qualifications


I went to a liberal arts college, where myself and other students were trained in bullshittery. Though I failed their most intense bullshittery class, I passed most others well enough. I am a moderate-level bullshitter.

Availability & Preferences


I'm free every day that ends in Y, usually between 11am est and 1am est.

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Modwri


Nia received unit of Random Happy Fact from Modwri
Oct 13, 2019
Thanks for sharing!
Paula received Help with What's your favorite word? from Modwri
Oct 07, 2019
She was detailed!
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Inactive User received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Sep 23, 2019
That's a great service and quick too!
Ruby provided Help with Character Illustration/References for Modwri
Aug 28, 2019
Super nice, even when I got off topic. It's nice having someone who will actually say I did something wrong and to fix it so what they got was perfect...!show more
Al provided unit of Originial Character Art for Modwri
Aug 22, 2019
Lovely characters and work experience as usual c:
Chelsey received unit of Random Happy Fact from Modwri
Jun 25, 2019
Modwri send me an interesting fact!
blender received package of Fiction Naming from Modwri
Nov 09, 2018
Modwri was able to fulfill what I was looking for
Janice received unit of Offensive Jokes from Modwri
Aug 21, 2018
Good joke
Miriam received unit of Random Writing Advice from Modwri
Aug 09, 2018
Modwri has good advice, and ftiendly and prompt .
Miriam provided unit of Be Stress-Free with Reflexology for Modwri
Aug 09, 2018
Modwri is real quick to help and quick to share. Thank you!


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About Modwri Facpla

I'm twenty-seven years old and have Asperger's Syndrome and Depression. Socializing is hard, but I'm discovering all the time how fun meeting new people and making friends can be. I've slowly been b...ranching out more and more into sites that cater to my interests, and making friends has grown ever-easier with each passing day: especially on sites like Simbi, where we meet others and talk based on common needs and sharing our skills with each other. I spend a lot of my time writing stories for myself and others, playing online games, and collecting art of my writing characters. I tend to write at least three thousand words a day, and if I ever spend a day without writing, that day feels unfulfilling and empty for me, often to the point that even online games and art-collection can't improve my mood! On Simbi, my goal is to connect with artists and people who enjoy the art of crafting stories. I want to help people create entire worlds, I want to help make characters for people who might struggle, and if someone is willing to exchange art for my creative help, few things would please me more! My offers are priced based on the amount of effort it takes me, with one Simbi equivalent to almost zero effort. For people who want me to write a recommendation for them, I'll gladly do so after we've interacted on more than one occasion; I want to know the people I recommend well enough to write something fabulous about them without feeling as though I am pulling details out of thin air.show more

Open to other proposals
Modwri Facpla is looking for:
  • Fun & Quirky
  • Just for Fun
  • Tailoring & Sewing
  • Craftwork
  • Custom Art
  • Art & Design