Random idea think tank
25
I have the uncanny ability, to think about the most random/useful/useless or entertaining things. And because of that. I offer my services as an idea man. Through my vast knowledge of useless trivia, video game/ movie knowledge and everything else. I am uniquely qualified to find out what you need.
For example
Having an issue because you think your business logo looks weird?
I'll tell how to make it better
No idea why your significant other is mad?
I do!
Trying to think of a better way to explain something before sending a message
I will make you sound smarter!
So come give me weird internet dollars and shoot me a message. And within no time, you'll have the thing you were wanting.
Also for extra weird internet dollars I'll meet with you over some chat service that you pick. So you can see my face as I do it!
Testimonials
That was amazing
-Me
With talent like this it's not surprising his wife is a such a fox!
- Also Me.
So come on down and get your random idea fix!
Training & Qualifications
25
Food handlers card
Customer service expert
Can change my own oil.
There, their, they're
Did a soul level 1 run of dark souls!
Pay all of my bills in advance and have good credit.
Can lift 50lbs above my head multiple times.
Creator of products you've never heard of like ProJo, Base Weight, Predator Diet and other things.
Availability & Preferences
Whenever I check this thing.