Spider Relocation Service
Are you man or woman fighting a war against spiders?
Before every shower do you check to make sure there isn't one trapped in the tub or basin?
Have you gone screaming through your home because a spider appeared unexpectedly?
Has a rolled up piece of paper been your weapon of choice to kill a creature 1/15000th your size?
STOP THE MADNESS!
I am offering my services as a spider relocation specialist. I have moved many spiders to safe areas away from shoe wielding women.
- This is for relocating 1 spider.
- Each additional spider is 10 simbi.
- I will move it outside or other area in the immediate vicinity. If you do not want it on your property I will take it to the spider sanctuary in my garage.
- I WILL NOT INTENTIONALLY KILL OR HARM THE SPIDER SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK
- Goshen, Loveland, Mariemont, Mason, Milford area only please
Training & Qualifications
I am a man who has loved women that are afraid of spiders
Availability & Preferences
8am to 8PM Eastern Standard Time