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Spider Relocation Service

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25 per unit

Are you man or woman fighting a war against spiders?
Before every shower do you check to make sure there isn't one trapped in the tub or basin?
Have you gone screaming through your home because a spider appeared unexpectedly?
Has a rolled up piece of paper been your weapon of choice to kill a creature 1/15000th your size?

STOP THE MADNESS!

I am offering my services as a spider relocation specialist. I have moved many spiders to safe areas away from shoe wielding women.

- This is for relocating 1 spider.
- Each additional spider is 10 simbi.
- I will move it outside or other area in the immediate vicinity. If you do not want it on your property I will take it to the spider sanctuary in my garage.
- I WILL NOT INTENTIONALLY KILL OR HARM THE SPIDER SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK
- Goshen, Loveland, Mariemont, Mason, Milford area only please

Training & Qualifications


I am a man who has loved women that are afraid of spiders

Availability & Preferences


8am to 8PM Eastern Standard Time

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Jon


John received package of Write your Personal/Dating Profile from Jon
Sep 07, 2019
Pretty quick and helped to organize thoughts. Lots of type-o's though.
Joe provided Help with 6 similar graphics needed for Jon
Jun 29, 2019
Working for Jon was simple. He was clear as too what he wanted done and the task was something I was able to accomplish.
Arvin received package of Write your Personal/Dating Profile from Jon
Sep 13, 2018
Thanks Jon!
Cheryle sold Grey Nissan Cap for Jon to Jon
Jul 24, 2018
Enjoy! Have a great day!
Mon C
Mon received unit of A Man's Honest Opinion from Jon
Jul 02, 2018
Jon was very open and honest with his answers. I really appreciate the effort you put to answer my questions. Thanks Jon!
Troy sold Vintage 36 inch Capt America laces to Jon
Jun 15, 2018
Jon was great to work with. Easy-going and friendly. Thanks! I hope we can trade again.
August received session of Help create Bitcoin/altcoin wallet from Jon
May 15, 2018
Jon is great to work with. Highly recommended.
Kirsten sold Recycled Jewelry Butterfly Pin to Jon
Mar 13, 2018
Enjoy!
Aleena provided package of Infograph, web graphic, or flyer for Jon
Feb 01, 2018
Jon was great to work with, and provided excellent feedback throughout the process - couldn't have asked for better communication. Hopefully we can ma...ke another deal down the road!show more
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Landen received package of Write your Personal/Dating Profile from Jon
Sep 25, 2017
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About Jon H

In 1972, as part of a crack commando unit I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn't commit. These men and I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Cincinnati unde...rground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune. Yes, that was plagiarizing the frak out of the A-Team monologue. Bonus points if you recognized it. These are the real reasons why you will hire me. 1) I have 12 years experience owning and running a local small business. 2) I started with myself and one employee and grew it to a company with revenues of $2M+ before I sold it in 2016. 3) I have a degree in business and marketing 4) I am a published author 5) I am a great guy Please continue to support local businesses. Doing so helps keep Cincinnati prosperous. Every $1.00 you spend with locally-owned businesses returns an average of $0.45 to our community. This compares to $0.14 for every $1.00 spent with national companies. I will throw in another bonus. If you are interested in one of my services and you mention this line from my profile, I will throw in an absolutely cringe worthy dad joke.show more

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