In 1972, as part of a crack commando unit I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn't commit. These men and I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Cincinnati underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune.
Yes, that was plagiarizing the frak out of the A-Team monologue. Bonus points if you recognized it. These are the real reasons why you will hire me.
1) I have 12 years experience owning and running a local small business.
2) I started with myself and one employee and grew it to a company with revenues of $2M+ before I sold it in 2016.
3) I have a degree in business and marketing
4) I am a published author
5) I am a great guy
Please continue to support local businesses. Doing so helps keep Cincinnati prosperous.
Every $1.00 you spend with locally-owned businesses returns an average of $0.45 to our community.
This compares to $0.14 for every $1.00 spent with national companies.
I will throw in another bonus. If you are interested in one of my services and you mention this line from my profile, I will throw in an absolutely cringe worthy dad joke.