I'm your newest friend!
Chat, hang out (if not crazy far away), play games, whatever. No strings, I think the world is just a giant playground with all my favorite people. Bad day? Let's talk it out. Great day? Heck yeah bud, let's celebrate! Need to vent or confide? Ears open, mouth shut. Need advise? Well, I'll tell you what I know but I'm just a human like anybody else.
Everybody needs a positive influence, and at one time in my life I was extremely shy with random outbursts of strangeness. Later in life, I figured out that every single one of us... every human... is absolutely and totally bat-crap insane. Nobody has it figured out, nobody has any clue what they are doing in the grand scheme of things, we are all just making it up as we go trying to pretend we are as good as the person next door with everything figured out. We're all scared of failure in the eyes of others. But normalcy never changed the world. It's us weirdos that get it done, and we're all weird. Some of us are just good at pretending.
Training & Qualifications
Extremely positive and able to get along with... well... anybody. I can quite literally disagree with everything you stand for and still respect everything that is you and see why you are so awesome.
Availability & Preferences
Whenever you need it. Of course, I work and the like, but I'm usually pretty easy to get ahold of.