Send you a picture of my dopey pets
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I will send you a photo of one of my pets! I have a crazy cat, a dopey dog, and a ridiculous rabbit.
Bound to make you laugh, or at least smile a little ☺️
I'll tell you a little bit about each of my lovely animals, and you can choose one for me to send you a photo of! Or request one of each!
First, there's Nico the dog. Or as we sometimes call him, Sir Nicodemus. He has almost fully completed psychiatric service dog training! However, that doesn't stop him from getting a little goofy when he's off the clock. Nico is a big ol' lug of a doggo, but he thinks he's a lap dog. He loves fetch and meeting new people, but his absolute favorite thing is swimming in the lake. I'm not kidding - he dragged me in once, jeans and all.
Second, there's our little chocolate bunny, Cadbury! He's a little stinker. His hobbies include: hiding under the bed, chewing through phone chargers, and stealing treats from other pets.
Finally, we have the pretty lady Ophelia. She's definitely the moodiest of the three, although Cadbury gives her a run for her money sometimes. Her favorite thing to do, aside from sleeping in the warmest sunspot she can find and silently judging you from afar, is pretending to be a dog. She has been known to chase her tail, play fetch, and even greets you at the door when you come home.
Training & Qualifications
I am a pet owner and have impeccable timing with taking photos of their antics. It also helps that I own some of the weirdest animals in existence. Our family could be a circus all on our own!
Beyond that, I don't know how much qualification you can really have for this one.
Availability & Preferences
Whenever!