Ask A Mad Viking
Have you ever thought to yourself, "What would a Norseman who has spent perhaps a bit too much time out in the raging seas do in my situation?" Now you will have to wonder no more!! I will deliver unto you an answer written in electronic ink from the deep wells of Scandinavian blood that run within my veins!!!!! Skol!
Training & Qualifications
I have been above the arctic circle in far northern Sweden! I have walked the streets of Oslo and sailed a ship! The battle axe I own was forged by my own hand at Gransfors Bruks smithy! I live near the ocean and I have been providing answers of this nature for over five years. Ask away and delight in your answer! Every 42nd question gets a free pun!
Availability & Preferences
Between noon and three is a good bet for a quick answer, otherwise expect around 24 hours.
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Jesse is funny and friendly, hard working and reliable, honest and honorable. He is truly one of the most creative souls I have ever known.
About Jesse Wells
I am a traveler through this voyage called life and I intend to make this meat puppet of mine live it up! We live on a flying rock, that is no place to be meek! The weather is always changing, but rai...n is only a problem when you do not wish to be wet.show moreOpen to other proposals
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