Super bad or annoying advice
I will listen to your need/question/or rant...then I will respond with the worst possible advice I can. I will answer significant other advice...Rent advice...kid advice...heck, I will answer anything with terrible advice. Some of it might be so terrible you'll find the right answer in it. Try me out. Ask at your own risk...quite possibly NSFW...also make sure you have a thick skin...I play for blood.
Training & Qualifications
I am full of sarcastic and bad ideas and I would love to give you advice.
Availability & Preferences
Im always around