Ridiculous Events in History
Although your seventh grade social studies teacher may have convinced you otherwise, history CAN be interesting! There are so many times in history when strange people did strange things. I will tell you all about one of these hilarious events and you'll have a new conversation starter in your repertoire.
... Did you know that at one point the Prussian emperor kidnapped tall people because he wanted his army to look intimidating? Now you do, and you'll know even more after I throw fruits of knowledge at you. Because. That's how it works.
Training & Qualifications
My friends and I are absolute history nuts! I know a lot about everything from the infamous Waterloo to the lesser-known but still awesome battle of Kings Mountain in the Revolutionary War. Rest assured that I can definitely meet your needs. Unless you want a million dollars or eternal life.
Availability & Preferences
I'm usually free in the late afternoon and evening, along with weekends.