I will tell you one joke
By purchasing this service, you will receive - via webcam chat or another medium of your choice - one joke. I cannot promise you that it will be new to you, but I can promise the following:
* It will be (mostly) clean.
* It will usually be kind of lame.
* It will be enjoyable on some level.
* It will probably be good for you, what with laughter being "the best medicine" and all that. I prefer penicillin, but whatever.
Think of me as a living repository of all things "dad-joke." If you're very unlucky, I may even make a variation of a classic dad-joke during the initial proposal phase!
Note: I am expanding this service to include weird visual puns I have found online, all of which I shall source appropriately during the transaction.