Email from an Animal
I will write you an email in the voice of the type of animal of your choosing.
Animals who have sent emails through my profile thus far include:
* Pixie (my actual collie-Aussie in real life! I hadn't previously known she could type!)
* the email recipient's future cat (yet to be named)
* Skittles the parakeet
* Charlie the Pembroke Welsh Corgi
* Bob the bonobo
* Excelsior the lion
* Frodo the rappin' mutt
* a pangolin who wishes to remain anonymous for political reasons
Training & Qualifications
I like animals. I have animals as pets. I am an (human) animal.