i am a Above Average Joke Teller

in addition i am a Very Terrific Dog Communicator

also i am an Excellent Truther

next i Never Lie

in conclusion The List Goes On

do u know that one episode in how i met your mother where ted is stuck in the car with lily and marshall and lily has to pee every five minutes and they are listening to the dog story on tape and ted thinks he is having the worst road trip ever and then they eat the pizza which is part of their tradition and then they are having the best and worst time of their life simultaneously i am actually barney who never went on the road trip and was probably playing laser tag