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Revenge and prank coach


70 simbi per session - Virtual OK

Teaching the ways of revenge and pranking. I will educate you on anything from tactics used by some of the most deviant artists I've ever met, to simple office and school pranks.

Training & Qualifications

An ex prankster who's been involved in my fair share of raids and trolling both virtual and in the physical. Later used skills to work under a private investigator and temporarily a paid revenge specialist.

Availability & Preferences


Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of John

Colleen received Session of Revenge and prank coach from John
Sep 22, 2016
Quick and fun trade with John! 15/15 stars for sure. Thanks for the humor :)
Tessa provided Unit of Pen Pal for John
Aug 17, 2016
I'm so sorry I'm late - I started a new job! But I've sent the letters now and they should have them soon. :)
Giana provided Unit of How You'll Die for John
Jul 31, 2016
What an interesting guy!
KJ received Help with 30 min user interview for Simbi from John
Jul 20, 2016
Really enjoyed my conversation with John. He is super easy to talk to and get along with, and has a breadth of knowledge and experience. He is a true-...blooded community organizer out to make the world more just, fair, and kind. Cant wait to meet him in person! show more
Tyn received Help with An interesting fact from John
Jul 20, 2016
Another good fact. Thanks John.
Tyn received Help with An interesting fact from John
Jul 19, 2016
I did not know this had happened. But it makes sense. Johns facts are not only informative, but timely! Good job sir.
KJ received Help with Ideas to improve Simbi from John
Jul 19, 2016
Great idea from John!
Shayla received Help with Social Media Help from John
Jul 19, 2016
Very thorough and helpful! Also very clear advice.
Julius received Session of Revenge and prank coach from John
Jun 25, 2016
Gave great ideas, truly a master at the art of pranking.
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About John Furlong

I'm a privacy advocate. A security enthusiast. A private investigator. Street medic during Occupy Oakland. I'm from the Internet..

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