I will pick you up
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We spend our whole lives trapped on the ground. Let me set you free atop my lofty shoulders.
I will attempt to pick you up by a method of your choice. I specialize in:
Fireman's carry
Piggy back
Seated on shoulders
Armpit lift
When we fall we try to pick ourselves back up but sometimes we need help. Let's reach new heights together.
Training & Qualifications
I am unofficially certified to fireman's carry up to 250 pounds and to seat up to 200 pounds on my shoulders.
I have spent countless hours training to stay at peak performance and to optimize my body for picking up people.
Availability & Preferences
I am usually free on weekends or on weekdays after 7pm.

