Advice from Mowgli the Cat
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Mowgli will hear your questions or concerns and give you answers and advice. He may or may not vomit in the process.
Training & Qualifications
Before coming into my life, Mowgli was an independent cat in West Hollywood. He lived there for his first four years of life, gaining insight and experience on the human condition. Since allowing cohabitation he has spent the past five years exploring Florida, Mississippi, and Texas. He is particularly knowledgeable on stretching, grooming, grass taste and texture, catnip addiction recovery, bird intimidating, dog intimidating, escape attempts, optimal litter distribution across carpets, optimal vomit distribution across carpets, revenge urination, and treat acquisition. He is as wise as he is grumpy.
Availability & Preferences
Between naps