Got something fresh on your mind? Had a fall out with your parents? Is your family so dotty that you want to run away and join the circus? Salty co-workers? Just got dumped? Told all of your friends and extended family about your soap opera of a life, and now they're not having a piece of it? Well that is where I come in...

My only request is that you make a cup of tea. It's relaxing, and it is something we can share, since the whole virtual thing can feel a bit impersonal. I'll make one too, and then you can rant my ears off telling me all of the expletives that you can muster to describe your ex-boyfriend's upgrade.

I find there to be something rather cathartic about confiding in a perfect stranger. In the same way that you feel a little better for spilling your life's secrets to the poor stranger on the bus who was minding his own business, just because you know you will never meet again- I hope that I can be that person for you! Please let me know if you want me to just listen to you, or if you would like some advice. I won't give any advice or judgement if you don't want it. And of course, everything is completely confidential.

I do prefer chatting with other girls. Nothing like a lady to lady goss. But if you are a guy, and you would like a woman's perspective on everything, then I'd be more than happy to help too!

I've written most of this in jest, but basically I'm down to listen to you rant about anything, or everything, because I genuinely love interacting with people.

Sincerely,
Your own Agony Aunt ❤