Lets talk about penguins!
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First and foremost, penguins and polar bears don't know about each others existence! Penguins aside from being classy dressers are actually birds of flight, they just adapted to a different medium!
Training & Qualifications
I'm forced to learn new things for a living, someone will come to my cubbie and say "I need you tell me everything about penguins in two hours." Two hours later " Oh my GOD! I did not know that penguins where so cute and that they only live in Antarctica an some coastal areas!"
Availability & Preferences
Weekends