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Humorous, Inappropriate Poem

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I'm working on a book of poems called "Accidental Anal and Other Awkward Adventures." As of now, I have 2 poems completed, but I am working on more. I will send you one of my poems to hopefully make you smile!

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Reviews of Rachel


Dylan received unit of Humorous, Inappropriate Poem from Rachel
Dec 12, 2017
Awesome Poem! Loved her services!
Gabriel received unit of Humorous, Inappropriate Poem from Rachel
Oct 07, 2017
Funny poem I liked it
Ed received unit of Humorous, Inappropriate Poem from Rachel
Oct 02, 2017
Service delivered as requested. Clever idea and nicely executed. She showed the light side of an unfortunate slip up.
Tiger's left review for Rachel
Oct 06, 2017
Rachel agreed and accepted a deal with an understanding that my poem was to be sent to a friend. I attempted to compromise 3x asking if her poem could... be converted to a jpeg. Rachel would not compromise. nor would she compromise by actually typing out her poem, or reciting it via text message. though we agreed initially on her sending a poem to myself and my friend, she did not send the poem to me, or to my knowledge my friend though I gave her my friends phone number. I would encourage her in the future to know her craft and clearly state how she is willing to share her services.show more
Chris received unit of Humorous, Inappropriate Poem from Rachel
Sep 28, 2017
The poem was sent promptly!
Dylan received unit of Humorous, Inappropriate Poem from Rachel
Sep 22, 2017
Very fast reply delivered as promised
Luna received unit of Humorous, Inappropriate Poem from Rachel
Sep 15, 2017
Lolz thank you, Rachel.
Greg received unit of Humorous, Inappropriate Poem from Rachel
Sep 12, 2017
Delivers what described, pretty funny poem!
CúpïdAqúarïan received unit of Humorous, Inappropriate Poem from Rachel
Sep 14, 2017
Lol good deal
Julie received unit of Humorous, Inappropriate Poem from Rachel
Sep 11, 2017
Too funny! Fast & easy exchange. Thanks Rachel!


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About Rachel Williams

Hi, I'm Rachel! I'm 20 years old, love singing, performing, creative writing, and kids! I am an accounting major and talented at organization, grammar, and spreadsheets, and I love making new friends ...and helping people through their problems. I've been through a lot of really tough stuff in my life, but I did grow up with a lot of love in a nice family. I am thankful for my childhood, but my struggles have allowed me to learn, which gives me the ability to give advice based on my personal experiences and hopefully help others avoid struggling through the same problems I have in my past. My strengths: Singing (classical, opera, musical theater, jazz, pop) Arranging music (a cappella, harmonies, bands) Mathematics (from basics to calculus) Spreadsheets (budget, research, schedule, planning) Fashion (outfit planning, styling, personal shopping) Friendship (advice, sex talk, relationship help, casual conversations) Proofreading (essays, letters, emails, important posts) Date ideas Babysitting advice Polyvore Instagram YouTube My weaknesses: Writing accompaniments for my own songs Finding recipes for dairy free food Eating healthy Losing weight Eye makeup (eyeliner, eyeshadow, eyebrows) Contour Video editing Nails (polish, art) Emotional stabilization Art (drawing, painting, photo editing, photography) show more

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