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Original Poetry Writing Service
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I am offering a poem writing service. You suggest a topic, and I will compose a quality poem for you. These can range from simple topic suggestions where I have freedom to interpret the topic as I wish, to more personalized poetry based on a longer conversation between us. I will reserve the right to decline certain requests, such as love poems, politically charged topics, or your homework assignments.
The mood can be lighthearted, in which case I am likely to write a limerick, or it can be deeper and longer. The rate for each poem will be based on length.
The process starts when we begin our conversation or you suggest a topic. Once I accept the task, I will begin working within a day or so. Shorter poems such as limericks will usually be completed within a few days. With longer poems, the task may take a matter of weeks. In such cases, I will keep you updated on my progress.
In the qualifications section, I've included some smoke limericks. Samples of other poetry are available on request.
The pricing unit for this service is a 4 or 5 line stanza of poetry.
Training & Qualifications
I have been writing humorous and serious poetry and prose for about 30 years. I've developed a wide range of strategies to put words together. Here are a couple examples of my limericks:
To Fruitcake:
It's more than just cake filled with fruit
In packages heavy but cute.
Some forms of this dish
Can serve if you wish
To patch up the sole of a boot.
Conversation With a Farmer:
A farmer he told me, he did,
The young of a goat is a kid.
He just shook his head
When I blandly said,
An inkling's the spawn of a squid.
Availability & Preferences
I usually respond to emails within 24 hours. Writing assignments can be completed within a couple days or a couple weeks, depending on the assignment.
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