Pick a Subject, I'll Write a Haiku
Give me a subject,
And I'll write you a haiku
For just 5 Simbis!
If you aren't familiar with it, a haiku is a short poem of three lines - first line 5 syllables, second line 7 syllables, third line 5 syllables (my intro above is an example). You pick the subject and whether you are for or against that subject, serious or comedic tone (so I can go the direction with it you like), and I'll write it up and send it to you to do whatever you like with it.
Suggestions: your favorite hobby, pets, spouse, political subjects, promote your Simbi business - you name it.
Typically I can turn one around in short order - depends on when I'm online. I'll let you know if I cannot or will not write on a subject - I'm pretty flexible!
Training & Qualifications
I have been writing for nearly 25 years - about 15 in some professional capacity. Mainly articles for newspapers and online, some original screenplays, and some theatrical reviews. I once wrote 15 haikus about Star Wars in about 90 minutes.
Availability & Preferences
I'm online typically once or twice a day, and turn around is normally pretty quick. I'll let you know if your request will take a while.