Fonging for the Soul
I know what you're thinking:
"What is fonging? How does one fong? Is fonging right for me?"
Some say that to fong is to suckle from the tít of the universe, to see into the eye of a thousand galaxies, to hear the sound of a million stars being born.
Fonging is love, fonging is life.
Fonging is a complex task, but to put it simply, you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings to each end, tie the other end of the strings to your fingers, put your fingers into your ears, and have a friend gently brush a wooden spoon or similar piece of kitchenware against the oven rack.
Fonging is right for everyone, and in doing so, a of your wildest dreams will come true.
Training & Qualifications
I am a fonging guru, I love to fong, I live to fong. In many ways, I am the spoon that brushes upon the surface of a billion oven racks.
Availability & Preferences
When the stars align, we will fong.
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About Merrick Williams
I am a college student with a knack for business and technology. I love dogs, food, and meeting new people. I live in Alameda now, but I used to live in DC. I have traveled all around the world, and... have seen every continent except for Antarctica. I also really love to skydive.show moreOpen to other proposals
Merrick Williams is looking for:
- Life Coaching
- Fun & Quirky
- Meal Delivery
- Fresh Produce