Fonging for the Soul
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I know what you're thinking:
"What is fonging? How does one fong? Is fonging right for me?"
Some say that to fong is to suckle from the tít of the universe, to see into the eye of a thousand galaxies, to hear the sound of a million stars being born.
Fonging is love, fonging is life.
Fonging is a complex task, but to put it simply, you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings to each end, tie the other end of the strings to your fingers, put your fingers into your ears, and have a friend gently brush a wooden spoon or similar piece of kitchenware against the oven rack.
Fonging is right for everyone, and in doing so, a of your wildest dreams will come true.
Training & Qualifications
I am a fonging guru, I love to fong, I live to fong. In many ways, I am the spoon that brushes upon the surface of a billion oven racks.
Availability & Preferences
When the stars align, we will fong.