I'll clean your kitchen. Wash dishes, clean oven, clean the fridge.

In exchange I'd like any of the following:
2 bottles of my favorite wine (Appothic Crush or Appothic red)
A pedicure (with the soaking and everything)
A yoga session
An hr. massage
A sewing lesson
5 boxes of Vanilla Almond Special K Cereal
Fresh Produce (ie: blueberries, organic spinach, etc)
Grapefruit or Cucumber Dove soap/body wash
2 bottles Avocado oil
2 bottles hempseed oil
Cold pressed coconut oil
Virgin olive oil
Gas cards
Help with investing...not just basic cookie cutter advice
A professional eye exam

Any more trade ideas? Let's see if we can make a deal.