Are you looking for some quirky fun? Are you an insomniac? Are you feeling a little bored? I will write you an " Once Upon a Time" short-short story. Something whimsical and intended to make you smile or outright laugh. Tell me if you want your story to be themed, and i'll do that. Do you want the setting to be medieval? Do you like stories with a realistic moral? Do you have a personal annoyance that you would like for me to exploit in story form? Do you have an off beat sense of humor? Me too! The more strange the theme the more inspired I will be. Whatever your preference, i'll cater to you. :) You should expect no more than a couple of paragraphs, maybe more if I get carried away, but most definitely not less. The grammar won't be perfect but attempts will be made! I can only promise a few minutes of amusing creativity.
Training & Qualifications
I've always been a bit unique. I used to make up tiny stories to tell my friends when they were having a bad moment just to see them relax and start to grin. I'm very imaginative and I have a great sense of humor.
Availability & Preferences
Free mostly at night.