I will tell you a dirty joke
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I... was a bartender a couple of times over the summer months when I was younger, and in addition to learning to say cheers in more than a couple languages and diffuse a bar fight with words... I learned a LOT of dirty jokes. I will share one with you because it's fun. If you are easily offended and feel certain topics are sacred and untouchable by comedy... please reconsider this offer so I don't hurt your feelings.
Training & Qualifications
I worked in a bar on the beach in southern Mexico in an international surf hotspot and another in AZ owned by a misogynist who changed his legal name to God... that's not even the joke...
Availability & Preferences
ASAP, well within 24 hrs or faster.




