"But I don't have a date to the ____!" It happens, everyone's going and you're the only one without a date. Of course maybe you'd just like to a date to the party you KNOW won't bore you to death!

Enter me, a Gemini born in the year of the dragon, I have a powerful personality and a heaping double fist-full of charm. I am a passionate speaker, exuberant,

I'm loquacious and verbose enough to keep conversation stimulating.

I can tear up a dance floor like nobody's business.

I won't drink and date.

I will respect personal boundaries.

I am a huge geek and a gamer, I will happily discuss your favorites and mine!

I will totally pretend to be your girlfriend for the night if you like, but it costs extra and I need to know at least 1 day in advance.

After-parties are free and so are hugs.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Public places, other people. I will NOT come to your house or to any house parties. It must be either a public or private venue that you can show me an address and flier/invitation to.

Platonically professional, sex will not happen. I'm not a prostitute, you're hiring me for my spectacular conversational skills, wit, and charm to get you through an otherwise lonely party or family gathering.

No drunk dating. It's like drunk driving, a bad idea.

You pick me up in a public place. I will be seen leaving with you, I will be seen arriving with you.

Boundaries and expectations first. From the start you should have in mind what you need from me this means you need to be able to tell me: What you expect from me throughout the evening, the level of affection you're comfortable with, the type of event (privately hosted party, public venue, family dinner, ect), and the general dress code for the affair.

I will do periodic check ins via text message to a safety buddy! Said safety buddy can ALWAYS find me, and if you think they can't- you'll have a very short career as a serial killer Holmes. Very short.