I will Kaleidoscope Anything
I'm a VFX artist and thanks to my career, I need to pay $600 annually for a set of plugins which are glorified Kaleidoscope machines. Okay it does a lot more than that, and I can't live without them, but come on. $600 a year?
I gotta make use of them. So If you've ever wanted to Kaleidoscope anything, now's your chance. No, this isn't some built-in iMovie Kaleidoscope software. This is literally professional kaleidoscopic software. What am I doing with my life.
There are four styles I can make for you, if you want to get specific. Triangle, Square, Diamond or Octagon.
What makes a good kaleidoscope? Empty space is always good. If you have someone or something against a clear background, it will be a simple kaleidoscope.
Think simple geometry. Straight lines and repeating patterns always look nice. Avoid anything that's too too visually busy. Or don't. It's your Simbi. Textures are pretty neat.
NOW OFFERING ANIMATED! For 5 simbi, I will animate your kaleidoscope, for as long as you'd like. Can't provide a GIF currently but I can provide to you a video of your requested length.
Training & Qualifications
Professional Visual Effects Artist & Visual Content Producer
Able to afford $600/yr for this software
Have made kaleidoscopes for a wide array of projects
did drugs and therefore know the value of kaleidoscopes
Availability & Preferences
Way too often.