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Offense Dank Memes

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5 per session - Virtual OK

I will provide you memes not meant for the weak of heart. Only accept this service if you are a heartless lover of the most dank of memes.
I gather these memes from the darkest corners of the web and provide them to you for next to nothing.

Offencive memes are clinically proven to get a reaction. If, like me, you sometimes forget how to feel or maybe you are feeling too much, then meme may be for you.

My memes are not approved by the FDA, DEA, NSA, CIA, KIA, Fiat, Ford, or Chrysler. Use at your own risk. Do not look at memes on an empty stomach but also do not eat while viewing memes.

Please consult with a doctor to see if meme use is correct for you. Side effects are mild to moderate and sometimes include butt hurt, crying, complaining, cancelling of deals, grumpiness, headaches, high blood pressure, and loss of sleep.

Training & Qualifications


I traffic memes daily.

I have had deals cancelled for providing the most current offensive dank memes that fragile minds can't handle.

Not only do I gather and harvest memes but I also have over 20 years of experience in producing military grade dark humor essential to the production of my own dank memes.

Availability & Preferences


When I'm awake

Trading Preference: I’m flexible, just hit me up!

Reviews of Jason


Heather received session of Offense Dank Memes from Jason
Oct 19, 2017
Could be mildly offensive, delivered as promised.
Raven received session of Offense Dank Memes from Jason
Oct 15, 2017
Some of his stuff was funny, I got a lot more of them then I thought which is great. I enjoyed them, I recommend.
Emily received session of Offense Dank Memes from Jason
Oct 05, 2017
The KING of memes! Ill be coming back forever!
Jason received session of Offense Dank Memes from Jason
Oct 17, 2017
An excellent selection of memes that are sure to offend "the normies" great job on including current events!
Gabriel received session of Offense Dank Memes from Jason
Oct 05, 2017
Memes
Gabriel received session of Offense Dank Memes from Jason
Oct 05, 2017
Memes are gr8
Gabriel received session of Offense Dank Memes from Jason
Oct 04, 2017
Dank memes for edgy teens
Emily received session of Offense Dank Memes from Jason
Oct 04, 2017
This guy is an expert at memes! Will definitely come back for more!
Alexis received session of Offense Dank Memes from Jason
Oct 03, 2017
Excellent memes, good sir! I even guffawed; it's been awhile. :)
Cody received session of Offense Dank Memes from Jason
Sep 28, 2017
amazing meme artist very proud.


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Father, Christian, Libertarian, Soldier. Looking forward to exchanging services with others for mutual benifit and maybe even have some fun. I enjoy liberty, firearms ans sarcasm. I've made a few d...eals on Simbi, most for fun but I did find a guy to install my window so that was exciting and told some folks about how to get into selling to the government or relating to government customers. I spend most of my time at work or raising two kids and trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. I dont have time for many hobbies other than a little prepping here and there. I did get a HAM radio license as part of my general prepping but haven't done too much with it beyond local communications, still working on High frequency long distance communication. 1400 letters is a lot so here's some stuff from my LinkedIn profile. Highly accomplished leader offering more then 20 years of proven leadership and management expertise at the program-level. Has a proven record of leading, mentoring and building successful teams. An innovative thinker with creative problem solving skills. Goal oriented and focused with the ability to excel in a fast paced environment. Qualified as a Force Protection / Anti-Terrorism Officer with experience assessing over 70 bases in Afghanistan. Possesses a current security clearance. BA Geography (Northern Iowa) MA Security Management (Websters University) Graduate of the Command and General Staff College Specialties: Program Management, Government Contracting, Process Improvement, Security, Law Enforcement, Anti-Terrorism / Force Protection, and NRA Firearms Instruction.show more

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