Psychologist want you to cry more? Psychiatrist solving your problems with crazy pills?! Are your friends and family too nice or afraid to give you real advice?

Well all those people have too much to lose by ticking you off. I'll tell you what they should have told you from the beginning.
Therapy takes too damn long because they tiptoe around your emotions. Well, adversity builds resiliency. Hire me and you'll get an existential kick in the ego to jumpstart your life. I won't just call you on your bullcrap excuses, I'll help you identify shortcomings and give you real advice on how to overcome them. You'll become a more resilient, confident, and likeable person.

Here's a detailed process of what we'll do together:

- Introductions
I'll get to know you and why you think you have problems and what your goals and values are.

- Identify problems
We'll identify those problems and figure out why you have them in the first place.

- Identify solutions
We're going to find ways to start eliminating those things from your life.

- Create plan of action
We're going to put those solutions on paper with a detailed plan of action.

Together we'll cut through the muck and get you on the road to more self confidence and a brighter future. Just to be clear, I'm not out to be mean to you, but I'm not going to sugar coat the truth. I want to help. I want you to be the best version of you.

DISCLAIMER: I am not a licensed therapist or in the medical industry. If you are experiencing a medical emergency or suicidal ideation then call 911 first. Then come see me and I'll slap some sense into you.