Custom talking animal drawing
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I will draw you a (digital) picture of an animal of your choice, with a speech bubble containing a phrase of your choice. You can send passive-aggressive messages to your coworker via talking sloth, or have a narwhal tell your mother you need more toilet paper, or break the tension in an awkward email request with a picture of a polite cuttlefish (I can personally attest that this last one works quite well). You can also request encouraging (but perhaps slightly abrasive) messages to paste on your bedroom ceiling for yourself or your roommates to get out of bed, or do the dishes.
Let me know what kind of animal you would like me to draw (or if you want one of the ones I've posted here) and what you would like it to say (no profanities, please). I'll email you a high-res picture of it for keeps!
Training & Qualifications
I doodle on my iPad a lot, and I like to draw animals. I have attached many a sassy talking animal picture to an awkward email request, and find that my success rate of said requests is considerably higher when proposed by a sloth, or polite cuttlefish.
Availability & Preferences
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