Funny Prank, Evolving Genius Awards
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** Do someone a favor! Send them a wake-up call anonymously! My hilarious evolving genius Wake-up Call Awards are a funny way to joke with fun-loving people. Some are not super serious, mainly just really FUNNY! Right?
Some can secretly call people on their dysfunctional behavior in a light hearted way!
My colorful, profoundly poignant awards are a kind and gentle way to tell the truth!
Sending these anonymously enables us all to move beyond recrimination or blame while sharing our truthful thoughts, feelings and emotions.
* Colorful, Sassy Award with Bright Blue Envelop
* 5x7 Size, Sturdy & Perfect for Framing
* *Sent First Class Mail, Awards are sent Anonymously or with a gift message to anyone in the USA, from our service, Anonymous Expressions, a PO Box in Oregon *Gorgeous blue envelops with funny poem included!
* Handwritten address adds to the mystery of this surprise gift!
* Bonus Gift: An Educational, Empowering Poetry called:
“Our Evolving Shadow Mirror.” This poem clearly expresses how repression of our shadow or darker sides destroys our creativity and breeds all kinds of negativity. It also ends on a lighthearted note! It is sent as a bonus with Wake-Up Call Awards.
My poetic brand of sassy truth telling generally strikes a chord of truth, activating one’s self-honesty.
Serve the highest good by assisting others to look at their behaviors honestly. Honesty is the best policy, especially when you can remain invisible because our service sends this for you Anonymously! BRILLIANT~ **Voted best Gift Under $5.
I have sent these funny, sassy awards over many years anonymously to people who need a serious nudge. The best part is, that our sending the awards anonymously means no one gets thrown under the bus!
The secret mystery of who may have sent it, makes the message linger with the wonder of it all! *Includes valuable information about sending awards anonymously.
Very popular for addicts, family, friends, neighbors & associates of all kinds!
When giving in secret (recommended) you’ll just have to imagine the shocked looks on their screwed-up faces! Some folks let out huge belly laughs, some snort or chortle! Some get super mad, yet there is no one to be angry with except themselves, which generally dawns on them.
Others know the shoe fits but don’t want to wear it and get to look at being defensive. (Who Me? No Way! Hmmm….. Well Maybe….)
This Wake-up Call Award Mystery causes the secret confrontation to lead to strong, serious contemplation.
Encourage the education of those folks whose choices you may find unacceptable with the perfect Wake-up call Award. Choose & Send the Awards that fit, to all the annoying people on your __hit list!
I use these hilarious awards in my “Ranting of a Psychic Grandmother Comedy Show,” because my brand of comedy is so clean & universal, everyone understands it and loves to poke fun at our annoying dysfunctions!
“Most honest anonymous mystery jokes ever!” The message is NOT about you, it’s about Them! No need to be blatant or start a yelling match!
Tell the truth now, stop worrying, take a load off, let go and then laugh yourself silly.
Being honest and funny helps you let go of worry. A very effective way to wake someone up and do it without being judgmental or mean.
These awards use humor to give the truth a soft landing as they are serious yet super funny.
Tell the honest truth to those who need to hear it! Use my awards to Shake up and Wake up people with annoying and dysfunctional behaviors. (Who Me?)
We must help these poor souls evolve, for the highest good of everyone by giving them an honest Wake -up Call! Please~ Thank you!
“When you want to smack someone upside the head, Send them a Wake-up Call Award instead!”
Tell it like it is, help someone evolve into the genius they truly are, to Wake up and show up to a healthier version of themselves. Be a Humanitarian!
* Become a secret agent for the highest good by confronting others craziness anonymously and watch their obnoxious behaviors transform!
Show an annoying or dysfunctional person how much you care, send them a wake-up call award anonymously, because you dare!
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