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Comedy, Classy & Sassy Awards
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I bring Heart-warming comedy to honor and roast your employees or guests.
Invite me, the Honorable Classy & Sassy Awards Queen to ignite fits of laughter and warm hearts with hilarious, poignant acknowledgements.
Always Family Friendly, uplifting and super funny~ Suitable for all occasions.
Over 40 Classy, Honoring Awards & 20 Sassy, Funny Awards to choose from!
My performance includes colorful keepsake awards as memorable gifts for your honored guests.
I can use my excellent intuition to pick perfect people for the awards or you may join the fun and suggest who gets what awards, anonymously, of course! My creative awards always add a super fun element of surprise! Generally I give the title of sassy awards and ask who wants one for someone they know, then present and read it to everyone. Example: Who knows a Beneficial Bullshitter who needs to be honored for this important skill? Come up and claim it. All Beneficial B'sers please take note, as this also applies to you! You may view all awards at www.AnonymousExpressions.com
Serving Denver & Boulder Colorado, Travel charges will apply.
Training & Qualifications
I have been a professional intuitive event entertainer for over 20 years, know for my honoring style. I absolutely love writing and sharing Honoring and Uplifting Awards and Funny Sassy Awards and delighted and inspired people of all ages, from a variety of venues for about 15 years. I am an award-winning author and poet and my awards are gaining international acclaim, thanks to the internet.
You may see my impressive client list at www.mysticalentertainers.com
Yes, I have been adored by the rich and famous and fun-seeking party animals at many kinds of events.
My gift is profoundly honoring people, making fun of my self and addressing funny human behaviors with heart-felt, upbeat comedy. I am grateful to advocate humor that is positive and focuses largely on universal values like kindness, compassion, freedom and more in unique fun and funny ways. Laughter and positive recognition are the best medicine!
Availability & Preferences
I am usually free most often during the day, as evenings book quickly, yet evenings are possible. Most evening events are 1 to 2 hours long. Daytime events can also be either 1 or 2 hours long.
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